Having your Facebook account converted over to the new and "improved" facebook timeline feature. This can be either be intentional by the user or a complete screw job from Facebook. This can have the unintended consequence of leaving you Feature Fucked by making pictures of you drunk in college readily accessible on your front page.
Wow, I just timelined myself and all my stuff is in one place! AWESOME!
I just logged into Facebook and they timelined me! NO!!!!!!!
I'd like to use that new social reader app but I don't want to get timelined. I like my old Facebook page.
I just logged into Facebook and they timelined me! NO!!!!!!!
I'd like to use that new social reader app but I don't want to get timelined. I like my old Facebook page.
by FreeColdBeer October 23, 2012
Get the Timelinedmug. Again, there is a timelines of events that you're ignoring and being a grown ass mam didn't stop Rick or anybody else from getting checked when he came at me for being late all the time nor would it stop me with anyone else.
Hym "The fact of the matter is I'm essentially the character but I also don't see you saying anything about me either. I described myself with near perfect accuracy. People are doing to me what I said they were doing. If THAT isn't rage baiting then what the fuck do you call it other than weaponized schizophrenia and what did the other people do to you for doing it? Congratulations! It worked! You can't keep ignoring the timeline. You can't ignore the fact that to me this is one singular thing that has been happening to me over the course of 15 years in a targeted fashion. I've never heard of it happening to anyone else. And NOW... I have to sit here and wait out your performative faux-confusion about how I can say this online without standing in the middle of a mall amd shouting it at the top of my lungs. And I've already said it and I'll say it again. You can come here and put a loaded gun in my hand and I'll say what ever it is you think I won't say to your face and I'll happily make it the last thing you ever hear. "
by Hym Iam July 20, 2025
Get the Timelinemug. the asian timeline is when your asian parents round the time to the nearest half hour or hour. they always round up.
by big asian man March 30, 2020
Get the asian timelinemug. by disturb May 27, 2021
Get the Timelinemug. The chronological sequence of events surrounding the Legacy discord server and the game attached to it on Roblox
by PaulioKing April 14, 2020
Get the legacy timelinemug. A “timeline” is a set of events that take place through a set period. These can be very simple or can get more complicated as you add more events to the timeline.
Kris: “Why do people keep telling me to watch Captain America: The First Avenger before Iron Man?”
Derrick: “Because it comes first in the timeline.”
Derrick: “Because it comes first in the timeline.”
by CosmicRobber September 9, 2025
Get the Timelinemug.