tila tequila

A talentless dumb midget with fake tits and a giant fucking head whose 15 minutes of MySpace fame expired in 2006. She'll be stripping in Vegas by '08...

Yo, MTV gave that orange dwarf with the fetal alcohol syndrome eyes her own show?

Who?

Tila Tequila, yo!

What the fuck?? Wait, wasn't that dumb hooker "famous" for about 12 seconds last year just for having a bunch of douche bags friends on MySpace?

Something like that bro...I guess MTV ran out of souless rich blond bitches to film.

Word.

by Jay D. October 28, 2007

Tila Tequila

An asian bisexual slut, who has tons of friends on myspace, that are obsessed with her too much. She is mostly famous for her Myspace page, or her show "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila", where she shows the world how horny she is. She also sings, but she isnt famous for that at all because she really sucks at it, and all her songs are either about stripping or how she wants to fuck people.

Tila Tequila is the best slut in the world, but the worst singer.

by CookingDevice January 5, 2008

Tilda

The best most amazing girl u will ever meet so funny and kind she is amazing and so pretty the most loyal person you will ever meet plus she will never be 2 faced about you always looking for fun and can sometimes be a little risky

Hi wats ur name
I’m called tilda

Omg I heard people called tilda are great people

by By Tom h November 10, 2019

Tila

Tila is a person who loves quickly but when it's time to give somebody up she's for it. She falls for people easily yet knows her worth. Is the best kisser and has the past of being very ugly but is beautiful in her present life.

Damn did you see tila today? she looked so fine but i heard her and ***** broke up. She acts like shes okay but she doesnt seem so

by kimberlitehfcn August 17, 2019

tile technique

to count the ceiling tiles to prevent leering at a woman with an attractive ass, usually in a work enviornment in order to prevent a "sexual harrasment issues .

Hey Freddie, I had to use the tile technique today with this sweet bootie woman. Did you know that hallway has 107 rows of tiles on it

by Harold N. April 1, 2007

TILMAN

Is a sexy man. He loves women and likes sex. He usually has a big penis

This is tilman

by Nigga1986 January 4, 2017

tila tequila

the worst singer ever

tila tequila sonds like me singing on helium and has lyrics worse than all american rejects

by enoughshotstoshare September 28, 2006