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Some dank ass motherfuckin weed.
one hit and you'll be on your ass..
and the white widow up hurr.. DAYUM!
Shitsonn, one hit of that alaska thunderfuck and i was seein little smurfs trying to steal my underwurrz
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Alaskan Thunderfuck

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Sarah Palin's former nickname on the basketball court. Derived from the fact that she hosted wild, out-of-control home orgies at the time.
"Next quarter plant yourself in front of the net, Alaskan Thunderfuck!" - as stated on the b-ball court

"Don't be hoggin' the ball(s), A.T." - as stated at both the orgies and the b-ball games
by XF42 August 6, 2009
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Thunderfucked

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Weed so deadly, whoever smokes it is instantly thunderfucked. Guaranteed to disable even the most hardcore of potheads.
Hey Mikey, your handling this shit pretty well.
Naa man, i gotta sit down, I'm thunderfucked.
by Hulio K March 31, 2013
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Alaska Thunderfuck

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Queen bitch Drag mother from the planet Glamtron 5000.

Don’t touch her wigs. Your make-up is terrible. I love your pussy. Anus. Hieeee.
Alaska Thunderfuck is the winner of Rupaul’s All stars seasons 2.
by NumbchuckBitch August 5, 2022
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well excuse me thunderfuck, can be used as a rare insult, it’ll shock whoever you’re insulting, that’s how rare it’s used. (get it??? shock?? srry, i love a good pun.)
random man in his parents basement: sTaR wArS tHe LaSt JeDi IsN’t StAr WaRs

person reply to said man: well excuse me thunderfuck,,,, but why did it air in theaters if it wAsN’t sTaR wArS ??
by wheatleydidntdeserve October 17, 2019
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thunderfuck

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the way a sexy girl looks when she wakes up from a night full of riveting sexual experiences.
Antonio:: i banged this hottie last night, yeahhh she was a total thunderfuck, she looked so lucious, i fucked her again before i sent her packin.
by bitcharoni October 23, 2007
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Tittoes Thunderfuck

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Making your bitch walk back to her dormitory alone during a thunderstorm, usually resulting in near death and or severe bodily damage.
Guy 1: Yo, I Tittoes Thunderfucked my bitch last night during that storm. She got struck in the vag with a bolt of lightning.
Guy 2: Holy shit dude is she alright?
Guy 1: Yeah, but whenver I insert now I get shocked. Her spicebox is like a fucking electric generator.
Guy 2: Have you tried plugging things into her?
Guy 1: Yeah, I ran out of sockets so she's running the microwave as we speak.
by Barry Mastrocockslap January 11, 2009
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