throatmeal

The stuff you cough up when you have a bad cold. It has the consistency & texture of oatmeal.

Pardon me. I need to step outside & launch some throatmeal.

phlegm expectorate mucus sputum loogie

by Mike Palomar January 26, 2015

lil throatgoat

The greatest gay rapper there is. He far surpasses the likes of Tyler the Creator and lil nas x. He is best known for his song "in my mouth".

The homie: "ay you want the aux?"
You: "yeah fasho"
lil throatgoat: "I put the penis in my mouth, suckin that dick I got the sauce" *gluck gluck gluck gluck* "How I suck that dick I'm proud"
The homie: "What the fuck is this?"
You: "that heat"
The homie: "get yo fruity ass out my car"

by Travis Scott’s schmeat December 15, 2020

Throatie

Throat + Pie - (falls in the same grouping of a creampie, but it’s in the throat). Now we ain’t talkin’ about real pie here people. Like the shit you eat. We talkin’ about sexual intercourse “pies.” This one happens to be in the throat. Got it? Okay good.

“Babe I could use a throatie tonight instead of the usual”

Her: “Do you like blowjobs”
Him: “I do, but I always give my girls throatpies at the end”

by CBAX January 23, 2020

throatmeat

An excess amount of skin and fat located under the chin and to the neck area. Usually pertains to females. Similar to the waddle on a turkey.

Ethan's new girlfriend might be cute if she didn't have all that throatmeat

by Ty Sookie December 24, 2008

throatie

Also known as a lozenge. The candy medicine one sucks on to alleviate a sore throat.

My mom gives me a throatie when I'm sick.

by ugly March 6, 2005

Throatie

Facial hair that only grows on the throat and nowhere else.

Did you see that guy's patchy throatie? sick!

by Gordong Kent February 8, 2006

throatee

A combination of a goatee and a woman's throat. This term applies to a tuft or patch of hair a woman has growing out of the front of her neck, behind or below the chin.

"The lady at the post office had a curly throatee that made me want to throw-up."

by N.A.W. August 31, 2008