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Minimum Profanity Threshold

The minimum amount of cursing and swearing required to resolve a problem.
Jack's car stalled on the highway and refused to start until Jack reached the minimum profanity threshold.
by okla_ddog December 9, 2010
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Ashlee Simpson Threshold

n. The point that must be exceeded by exposure to crappy music to begin producing the given effect or result, or to elicit the response of, preferring to listen to the music of Ashlee Simpson.
I cannot listen to Green Day, Coldplay, or the Killers anymore. They have all breached my Ashlee Simpson Threshold.
by Mike MacLellan Esq. June 21, 2006
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thrashoholic

a metalhead who is addicted to the sub-genre of metal known as thrash. Bands they listen to may include but are not limited to: old-school Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, Anthrax, Kreator, Testament, Pantera, Helloween, Nuclear Assault, Death Angel, Machinehead, Overkill, etc.
Have the classic thrash look, meaning they wear denim/leather, have band patches, band shirts, and have long hair.
You know you're a thrashoholic when you listen to 80's thrash for six hours straight.
by thrashwolf666 December 25, 2010
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trashhole

A combination of the words Trashy and Asshole used to describe someone who is both.
My neighbors is a trashhole.
by Jackie No June 26, 2008
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headbang threashold

an equation that determines wether it is approprite to headbang to a perticular song. that factors that contribute to this equation are:beats per second of the drums, speed of guitar, number of guitars, speed of lyrics, screaming quality and vol of amps and no of amps
the equation is

MTh=Db+(Gs*Gno)+Ls+Sq/(AVERAGEAmpvol*Ano)

if the sound (Db) is greater than this treashhold, then u may headbang as the headbang threashold has been surpassed
by thespirit July 8, 2009
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adobe threshold

In software engineering, the point of inelegance when a codebase will collapse in on itself like a mud house. It is conceptually similar to the Chandrasekhar Limit, the mass above which a star can collapse into a black hole.

A codebase that has surpassed the adobe threshold cannot be completely understood at one time, because its complexity is too much for someone to keep in their head. This can lead to additional problems ranging from duplicated code to whole systems that do nothing but fight each other.

Collapsed codebases are not maintainable, which means they cannot have bugs fixed or functionality added. Engineers may contain collapse by applying emergency encapsulation measures, walling off entire features like junk-filled rooms in a vast house.
If you bring in any more mercenary programmers, our codebase is going to pass the adobe threshold and collapse.
by El Dragon Rojo May 9, 2010
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Threshold

The threshold refers to a certain point in the ratings system. In order to understand the threshold, a definition of the rating system must be given. The rating is a system used to rate either men or women and it is a score out of 10. 5 points are for the personality/character and the other 5 are designated exclusively for looks. When you see a person and which to rate them purely on looks, a premature rating out of 5 is given.

Now the threshold refers to the point in which the other person you have rated is rated so highly to you that you would wish to sleep with them. The threshold is between 7.5 and 10.0. It must be noted that there is no threshold on a premature rating because before sleeping with someone, it is imperative that you must have some form of verbal contact with them unless of course you are a rapist. This system operates on the presumption that if one finds another attractive, they'd want to sleep with them.

Note: A high score is typically anything above an 8. Just like the NFL draft ratings system.
1. "Damn that chicks nice. I'd give her a premature rating of 4.8."

2. - "That guy's such a nice piece of ass, I think I'd give him a 8.5."

- "Oh, so you'd sleep with him? Because you did rate him above the threshold."

- "Without a doubt."
by Fappuccino September 27, 2011
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