Joe Thornton's Beard

Joe Thornton's playoff beard resembles that of a Woolly Mammoth. It is the greatest playoff beard ever.

Joe Thornton's beard is like a woolly mammoth.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Thornton

A person who tells people's secrets, and makes a big deal out of stupid small things

OMG Don't be such a Thornton, you told him Britney Spears' deepest darkest secrets. YA DUMB DOUCHE!

by Tina Fay January 3, 2010

thornton park

A small, gay area of downtown Orlando. Most of the people there are flamboyant and can be found on Washington Street sipping mimosas and walking their small dogs. Previously known as "Snortin Park," many of the people who frequent the bars in this neighborhood are grown adults who spend all day serving hamburgers and beer, and spend all night blowing the small amount of money they make on booze and cocaine. Don't let this area fool you, it is very liberal but very clique-y and high school-ish. Most of the residents are gay, or have completely failed at life. Or both.

Hey man, I think I'm gonna go down to Burton's in Thornton Park tonight.

-Why? To bang an overweight girl who smells like bbq food, or to bang an overweight girl who smells like hamburgers?

No, no, I'm going there to bang an aging, alcoholic homosexual this time.

by ashevillesfinest September 14, 2010

Thornton'd

The act of finishing an entire meal without consuming any beverages for the duration.

Fuck i just Thornton'd that whole beef vindaloo. I've got a mouth like a camels arsehole!

by swaggot November 22, 2011

thornton fractional south high school

Also known locally as "TF Shitty," TFSouth high school is a small garbage institue in Lansing, Illinois. Illegal activity is minimal, as is the white population. The teachers either care too little or too much.

There's a 3D printer in that weird lab in the 500 hallway? And the water fountains still taste like rust and pneumonia...TF Shitty, am I right?

*Rebel Recognition Voice* "Good afternoon, Thornton Fractional South High School staff and students..."

by m8sonj4r February 15, 2017

Thornton Donovan

A place in New Rochelle no one knows and is full of so called “rich” kids who don’t care about school because of “daddy’s money”. This place has crappy facilities and promotes child obesity due to the lack of sports and gym.

Dude 1: where do you go to school?
Dude 2: I go to Thornton Donovan
Dude 1: what’s that?

by Twinklebam July 17, 2019

Jake Thornton

Giraffe

Wow his neck is so long he must be a Jake Thornton

by Big pedo nonce February 5, 2020