Topper Headon

Now I'M proud to be the first to write a GOOD definition for Topper Headon.

Topper Headon was one of the best drummers of ALL TIME. Originally Nicky Headon, Topper was also nicknamed "The Human Drum Machine" because of his impeccable timing and skills.

Beat out "every other drummer in London" for the hotseat. He planned to originally stay with The Clash for just a while, but then he realized what a great band they were and stayed.

However, he got kicked out after "Combat Rock" (in which he wrote almost all of "Rock The Casbah") because of a heroin addiction.

He still remains a rock 'n roll and drumming LEGEND.

Topper Headon is my drumming hero.

by Lost in the supermarket April 22, 2006

Brown Hill Topper

When you take a dump that isn't diarrhea but also isn't a hard log; it's in between the two, almost like a mud-like liquid. It builds up into the form of a hill, and it grows so large that it surfaces above the water. Hence, creating the "Brown Hill Topper".

Dude, last night I had the biggest Brown Hill Topper!!!

by AznPersuazion69 January 21, 2011

Ringwood tree topper

The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.

Miguel like to get the Ringwood tree topper after Jenifer eats lots of tacos.

by "Evil Jim" Def created by: The Void January 12, 2008

up toppers

Breasts milk cans tits

up toppers huge breasts

by ken-boy July 4, 2008

Ronny Topper

Ya ever hear of the time when Ronny lost his virginity? Nope? Here we go

Ronny was in highschool, a 16 year old virgin, the horny type.

Girls didn’t like him, but who could blame them, Ronny’s social skills were terrible, especially his flirting.

One time, he saw a girl he liked.. she was soo hot.. any straight man would have a shorty on the spot, but Ronny had other plans. He walked up to her, and said hi.

She responded, Heyy.

Ronny jizzed the jizz he had been saving up the past 17 days, his personal record.

Brutally shot it through his pants, up into her mouth and back out through her nose...

And that, my friends, is a Ronny Topper

Guy1: YO BITCHASS NIGGA FINNA GET FUCKEN BEAT FOR CHEATING ON ME

Gf: Aww daddy, it was just a Ronny Topper!

Guy1: okay.. I’ll beat him up

Gf: NOO! THE WAY HE CHOKED ME FELT SOOO GOOD

by Ayyy Lmao... June 26, 2019

green topper

the freshly packed bowl of marijuana that will be given to the person in rotation that deserves or is in place to receive the first hit.

Andrew packs a green topper, yet gives it to Max, and says “You’ve had a rough day, looks like you need a green topper.”

by traumaqueen2000 June 14, 2022

story topper

A person who constantly feels obligated to follow a story you tell, with a worse one, making them sound like they've been through a much more terrible ordeal.

Susan: Today I slipped on the ice and cut my head open.
Tom: Yeah well, last night I slipped on the ice, broke two ribs, cracked my head open, AND my girlfriend broke up with me.
Susan: You're a story topper. It's lame.

by Failz0rz December 15, 2008