thornton academy

Thornton Academy is a semi-private school residing in Saco, Maine. It has the impression of a prestigious school however it is full of lazy asses, slutty underclassmen, teachers who are more concerned with their humor than their teaching and a headmaster who was in the civil war.

Hey, isn't Thornton Academy a great school!?!?

Answer: NO

by Jane Trembulsmithfathead December 9, 2008

Austin Thornton

The talented drummer from the amazing metalcore band Woe, Is me. He's made up of 100% sex, and has the best hair ever known to man. His hometown is Atlanta, Georgia.

fan 1: so you saw Woe, Is Me last night?
fan 2: hell yeah, they were awesome! and I got to hug Austin Thornton, he's so UNF!

by austinwim August 7, 2011

thornton academy

The semi-private high school in Saco, Maine that has recently expanded to include junior high grades as well. Thornton Academy provides schooling for neighboring towns as well; Dayton and Arundel as well. Out of town citizens can pay for their children to attend Thornton Academy. The school offers many amenities that a public school cannot. Also, because they are private, they have more funding from tuitions for athletics and arts.

"Hey, did you go to Thornton Academy?"

"I did. Thornton is my alma mater."

by deanna03801 March 17, 2009

tontons

Girls who are so fat, they not only weight tons, but they also make you want to slice them open, crawl inside them for warmth, just like Luke Skywalker did to that ton-ton in The Empire Strikes Back!

OMG, this cold is freezing my nuts off, we need to find some tontons!

by Anita B. January 22, 2008

Joe Thornton's Beard

Joe Thornton's playoff beard resembles that of a Woolly Mammoth. It is the greatest playoff beard ever.

Joe Thornton's beard is like a woolly mammoth.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Thornton

A person who tells people's secrets, and makes a big deal out of stupid small things

OMG Don't be such a Thornton, you told him Britney Spears' deepest darkest secrets. YA DUMB DOUCHE!

by Tina Fay January 3, 2010

thornton park

A small, gay area of downtown Orlando. Most of the people there are flamboyant and can be found on Washington Street sipping mimosas and walking their small dogs. Previously known as "Snortin Park," many of the people who frequent the bars in this neighborhood are grown adults who spend all day serving hamburgers and beer, and spend all night blowing the small amount of money they make on booze and cocaine. Don't let this area fool you, it is very liberal but very clique-y and high school-ish. Most of the residents are gay, or have completely failed at life. Or both.

Hey man, I think I'm gonna go down to Burton's in Thornton Park tonight.

-Why? To bang an overweight girl who smells like bbq food, or to bang an overweight girl who smells like hamburgers?

No, no, I'm going there to bang an aging, alcoholic homosexual this time.

by ashevillesfinest September 14, 2010