Thirstated 

To die...of thirstation

He thirstated, Poor guy.

Yeah, i was just coming out from the shower and my cat thirstated.

He deserves to be thirstated.

Thirstated by monkeyzaredabest July 7, 2011

Thirstalgia

the condition in which one becomes thirsty for someone they haven't talked to in a while after seeing a recent attractive photo of them.

Kris just texted me after not talking to me for a month. He seems to be experiencing a severe case of thirstalgia after I posted that picture on instagram."

Thirstalgia by Usagiii November 7, 2013

thirstagram 

when a guy's Instagram is only filled of thirst trapping women

His girl got mad at him when she went through his phone and saw all the half naked women on his thirstagram

thirstagram by EDisEPIC April 13, 2015

thirstay 

When you haven't gotten laid in a WHILE and you're so horny that it tricks you into thinking you want to be in a relationship. Vulnerable to getting trapped/cuffed/etcetera.

Girl A: Oh my gosh, I hate being single. I need to find someone and settle down... Wife me up! Maybe I should text that guy that was semi-attractive and really clingy... Or my ex that wants me back... Should I start going on dates again?
Girl B: Dude calm down, you're just thirstay. Go get some dick tonight.

thirstay by 77jmoney77 March 29, 2019

thirstily kerfuffled

This is a combination of both made up and non-made up words, used to ruin your friends English project when viewing their work on google docs.

My friends wrote "Oh bird oh bird" so I edited it to "Oh thirstily kerfuffled bird".

thirstily kerfuffled by Kevin, Bob, and Steve May 19, 2022

Thurstan 

Best person loves his friends and he is really cool and has a great girlfriend

Thurstan is funny and he is weird

Thurstan by Thurstan October 8, 2018

Thirsties 

The worst thing in the world. Your throat is getting dry, your lips are cracking. Your mind is slowly going and you have no choice but to sit and watch. You need a drink, but there are none in sight.

Wayne: I would literally drink my own piss right now.
Markus: Man, sounds like you got a case of the thirsties!
*Wayne strikes Markus dead*

Thirsties by dannydunlop October 7, 2009