Boned to the Stone

When you’re so stoned that you start subconsciously switching the beginning sounds in words

E-cig ripped the bong so hard that he got boned to the stone

by Asian Tom Cruise May 8, 2019

Romancing the Stone

Having sex (regular or receiving oral) while passing a kidney stone in hopes that it will pass when you ejaculate.

Phil: How goes the renal calculi this morning, bro?

Doug: I may have passed that fucker. I was romancing the stone last night with that whore Nicole, and when I busted a nut, it was all bloody and gooey. Probably lodged like a stalagtite up there against her uterus.

Phil: I found my car keys up there once....

by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010

sword in the stone

sex position where the woman lies on her neck with her legs spread and the guy stands over her and dips his cock in that pussy

none that I can think of, peter north does it in a movie though

by Fil December 18, 2004

Testonerony bologna pony

DICK. No beating around the bush. The very expensive term for the MALE fuck equipment.

No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!

by Dr__DreadzCTMF December 10, 2020

popping the stone

when i woman over the age of 60 and is still a virgin and you pop her cherry

popping the stone was an experience last night atleast she wasn't saggy.

by popping of the stone January 7, 2011

Queens of the Stone Age

The best fucking music known to man.

“Last night I came to Sick, Sick, Sick, by Queens of the Stone Age.”

“Wait you listen to music during sex?”

“No just while I jerk off.”

by Inthefade June 2, 2018

Romancing the Stone

romancing the stone

1) Masturbating

romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone, every night and every day…

for years Beating it off has been called a number of things, but we are going back to 1984 in this bitch!

Jeff: hay motha fucka! The club was sick last night, too much Booty Meat

Dave: mah my nigga, woomp woomp booty and mad thick Whooty, howd you do?

Jeff: caught a Skank on my Fly, Nice nice on my hang down yo! You?

Dave: na took a lot of Digi vids and went home to Romance the Stone
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Bill: heading to the strip club you comin

Joe: i'll be cumin but cumin here, tonight i'm Romancing the Stone

by Cosmic Pope August 7, 2011