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Crotch Thermometer

Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.
My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better
by Ghetto-Jedi February 20, 2009
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chilly thermometer

Akin to a cold rectal thermometer, the chilly thermometer is defined as the act of a chilled penis entering a partner's anus during coitus. Also, a mis-heard trivia answer referring to John Travolta's character in Be Cool and Get Shorty.
I was so drunk last night that I stuck my dick in the freezer and gave my girlfriend a chilly thermometer!
by DeOmnibusDisputandum April 11, 2011
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Thermammeter

When one can tell the outside temperature by the hardness and/or level of protrusion of one's own nipples. in other words, your mammaries are a thermometer.
Pedestrian 1: "Wow it's colder outside than I expected."
Pedestrian 2: "Yeah, my thermammeters are reading 10 degrees"
Pedestrian 1: "I believe you, they're poking through your shirt"
by fernandoumatilla December 5, 2010
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thermometered

The act of having your temperature taken to enter a building (or country) due to global pandemics.
I got thermometered coming in the building this morning for work.
by GeorgiaIrish March 26, 2020
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pop-up thermometers

When a male or females nipples tell how cold or warm it is by their hardness.
Jacob could tell it was a cold night when he saw Lisa's pop-up thermometers.
by styles of beyond December 14, 2005
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Thermamaters

Nipples, generally female. When observed, can indicate the comfort level of the ambient air temperature.
Wondering if it was just him, John took a quick peek at Susan's thermamaters and confirmed that it was indeed cold in the office today.
by richippr September 23, 2013
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Thernometer

For some weird reason, some people pronounce "Thermometer "Thernometer." Hopefully you didn't spell it wrong.
Gerald: I need a Thernometer

Everyone else: A fucking what
by Jagohno November 30, 2020
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