Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.
My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better
by Ghetto-Jedi February 20, 2009
Get the Crotch Thermometer mug.Akin to a cold rectal thermometer, the chilly thermometer is defined as the act of a chilled penis entering a partner's anus during coitus. Also, a mis-heard trivia answer referring to John Travolta's character in Be Cool and Get Shorty.
I was so drunk last night that I stuck my dick in the freezer and gave my girlfriend a chilly thermometer!
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When one can tell the outside temperature by the hardness and/or level of protrusion of one's own nipples. in other words, your mammaries are a thermometer.
Pedestrian 1: "Wow it's colder outside than I expected."
Pedestrian 2: "Yeah, my thermammeters are reading 10 degrees"
Pedestrian 1: "I believe you, they're poking through your shirt"
Pedestrian 2: "Yeah, my thermammeters are reading 10 degrees"
Pedestrian 1: "I believe you, they're poking through your shirt"
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Get the pop-up thermometers mug.Nipples, generally female. When observed, can indicate the comfort level of the ambient air temperature.
Wondering if it was just him, John took a quick peek at Susan's thermamaters and confirmed that it was indeed cold in the office today.
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