more degrees than a thermometer

An adjective describing someone who has achieved a ridiculous amount of university degrees.

Dr. Phil - I have more degrees than a thermometer but even as a country boy, I can tell that your family has shit the bed.

by Toilet896 January 22, 2016

Thermometer sized hoe

The fakest person alive. I never thought it would take that long to make a word for a broke ass bitch.

That thermometer sized hoe is broke asf.

by baddiewiththefatty February 6, 2021

Crotch Thermometer

Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.

My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better

by Ghetto-Jedi February 20, 2009

chilly thermometer

Akin to a cold rectal thermometer, the chilly thermometer is defined as the act of a chilled penis entering a partner's anus during coitus. Also, a mis-heard trivia answer referring to John Travolta's character in Be Cool and Get Shorty.

I was so drunk last night that I stuck my dick in the freezer and gave my girlfriend a chilly thermometer!

by DeOmnibusDisputandum April 11, 2011