wihf (pronounced wiff)

women I have (to) fuck
For married guys/ guys in relationships that have just observed a milf only to realize that they a going home to the same old woman cause it would cost to much to divorce it and find a hottie.
wihf (pronounced wiff)

Man did you see that milf, but unfortunately I have to go home to the wihf (pronounced wiff) .

by boatdoc May 11, 2011

Bitch Wiff

Getting play from the Ladies

This car is gonna get me some serious bitch wiff.

by Anonymous December 23, 2002

Wiff

Wiff is a term you use when a move, situation, person, outfit, food, attack or negativity doesn’t effect, hit, doesn’t work, doesn’t impact you or is just a bad mistake.

Them: have you heard what people been saying about you?

You: that shit wiff

by Poison Needle November 12, 2024

scoo-wiff

when something is scoo-wiff

"your skirt is scoo-wiff"

by bib_grit August 29, 2022

POO WIFF

POO WIFF is the result of anal sex in hot temperatures. as the penis leaves the anal passage after ejaculation the most HORRIFIC smell will occur POO WIFF.it occurs in oth the male and the female. NOTE air.con WILL NOT over power the POO WIFF

when on holiday in hot climates and you fancy sum BUM FUN the POO WIFF will occur . this will lead to an embarrasing SILENCE for the rest of the holiday

by mr shush July 27, 2010

Sausage Wiff

The attempt to insert the your penis into the vagina, but missing and having it enter the anus.

We were going to bang like crazy all night, but I Sausage Wiffed and it ruined the moment.

by Haze Down July 15, 2022