White people complaining about racially motivated decisions that are perceived to negatively impact white people, whilst more important things are going on but are covered up by the 'white noise'.
"The government is tapping our phon-" BREAKING NEWS: NEW MERMAID MOVIE HAS BLACK MERMAID! WHITE PEOPLE ARE MAKING WHITE NOISE EVERYWHERE!
by Nickolas.Brown July 8, 2019
Get the White Noisemug. The difficulty you experience falling asleep, when you've become accustomed to playing a podcast or YouTube or tv shows before bed. And then you're traveling and have to sleep somewhere without internet reception. So your bedroom is way too quiet, and there's no external jabbering to interrupt your own existentially tormented thoughts.
"Hey, Edna. Glad to see you're back. How was the camping trip?"
"It was great, but I really didn't get very good sleep while I was out there"
"Oh really? I figured without all the hub-bub from the city, you'd sleep a lot better"
"That's what I thought! But I just felt isolated instead"
"Sounds like you've got a case of the White-Noise Blues"
"It was great, but I really didn't get very good sleep while I was out there"
"Oh really? I figured without all the hub-bub from the city, you'd sleep a lot better"
"That's what I thought! But I just felt isolated instead"
"Sounds like you've got a case of the White-Noise Blues"
by IDONTLIKEBATHSILOVETHEM January 12, 2019
Get the White-Noise Bluesmug. by PseudonymsAreGay May 5, 2024
Get the White noisemug. by Weirdgrrl December 7, 2019
Get the White Noisemug. by VegetableMadeBones June 14, 2018
Get the White Noisemug. Bro 1: Yo you mind if I play some white noise?
Bro 2: yeah bro go ahead
Speaker:*arms are heavy knees weak arms are heavy*
Bro 2: yeah bro go ahead
Speaker:*arms are heavy knees weak arms are heavy*
by CrowOnDelsym September 8, 2023
Get the White noisemug. A buzzing sound, like static. When you turn on the telly and it's not connected... That's the white noise.
by totes_not-greatAt-all November 18, 2020
Get the white noisemug.