Tongue of the Serpent

when urine unexpectedly comes out of the penis in two polar directions; bidirectional urination

"There were two urinals open, and I couldn't decide which one to go to, so I just Tongue of the Serpent-ed that shit!"

Tongue of the Serpent by Abdominal Adam October 30, 2007

crunchyroll and tongue-punch the hole 

How weebs end up catching feelings.

This kawai girl came over to watch some anime. We ended doing Crunchyroll and Tongue-Punch The Hole. I think I'm in love.

crunchyroll and tongue-punch the hole by Rev Ocho April 8, 2019

tongue jacking the shitbox 

licking a girls asshole

While tongue jacking the shitbox on the penthouse playmate, she let one rip in my mouth.

tongue jacking the shitbox by Boston134 August 26, 2010

Tongue of the Young 

The language most kids under 24 use. Words like LOL, LMAO, ROFL, etc. are commonly used in conversations on AIM and in the real world. The tongue of the young is also slang, abrreviations, and most things on Urban Dictionary. Also known as TOTY, again, another abbreviation, not to be confused with a band

"Do you speak the tongue of the young for you pop? Or do I have to kick it old school?" "TOTY is AWSOME!"

Tongue of the Young by LMAOguy24 August 2, 2009

tongue punch the dirtstar

the act performed by Jess and Joyce after a long night of Long Island Iced teas.

Hey Joyce! May I tongue punch your dirtstar? mmm mmm good!

tongue punch the dirtstar by Drew November 15, 2003

Tongue on the pulse 

Phrase used by those arrogantly convinced they are one step ahead of those with their finger on the pulse.

I knew Tiger was headed for a fall months ago... I've got my tongue on the pulse of the golf world.

Tongue on the pulse by Katco2010 January 5, 2010

Tongue shoveling the fuck ditch 

going down on OR eating out a bitch, or as some ignorant individuals call them, a female.

Yo man, my jaw is fuckin' SORE from tongue shoveling the FUCK ditch all night!!!

Tongue shoveling the fuck ditch by hella_bull March 29, 2007