Released the Grease

When grease (AKA Baby Gravy) is released from the tip of your nozzle, resulting in a cataclysmic eplosion of sperm!

Devin: Dude you did it in class again while you were asleep!

Tom: What did i do?

Devin: You released the grease!

by Jena Tailia October 14, 2009

The Grease Effect

This is an effect in movies and tv where there are two groups of people and by the end of the movie or show each person in one of the groups has paired up romantically with someone from the other group. For example how in the musical Grease each of the T birds by the end of the movie is dating one of the pink ladies.

This movie used the Grease Effect to pair up all of the characters.
The Grease Effect was used in White Christmas so that each of the guys could end up with one of the girls.

by Midnight675 January 4, 2018

grease the weasel

Choking and stroking one's rampant penis.

Amato broke his arm, so he asked Kunal to go help him grease his weasel.

by Kermit Barnaby September 11, 2005

grease the friends

This saying refers to quietly paying off those who help you do something.

If you get elected, Joe, we know you will grease the friends!

by I, Wreckerrr May 3, 2021

greasing the skids

To consume some type of food or medication in order to unclog a constipated keester such as coffee, prune juice or a greasey steak sandwich.

That correctol I slipped into grandpa's prune juice was just what the docta ordered for greasing the skids! Now he has skid marks that could make all the residents of Shartlesville envioius.

by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009

Grease The Elevator

1) To screw up, make a big mistake (aka) making something that falls to the ground, fall or fail even faster.

2) "Self Pleasure" with some form of lubricant. She totally busted him watching porn, and "Greasing the Elevator."

1) Man, Tyson really "Greased the Elevator" in that meeting.

2) When she walked in - Tyson had porn on the TV, a giant jar of KY; so it was pretty obvious he was about to "Grease the Elevator."

by U of M Professor March 8, 2012

Grease the old dump truck

To have the maritals with your spouse; Sex with someone to whom it's become routine.

After playing poker all night, Troy knew his wife would be mad so he picked up some beer and went home to grease the old dump truck.

by Shar1 May 18, 2017