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Having sex with out protection if your partner gets pregnant its not planned but not a surprise.
Hey Joe, you guys trying to have kids?
We aren't trying but not avoiding it. Basically we are pullin the goalie.
by braymo July 29, 2009
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A fancy way of saying sabotage of what somebody is trying to get done, fucking with someone's life.
The dork would always start moving the goalposts whenever she started to get eaten alive at the game she created.
by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021
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I was pulling the goalie in the living room when my mom showed up early from work and started screaming at the sight of me. I didn't know whether to finish or zip up.
by The Commadore August 17, 2008
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Dan pulls the goalie repeatedly while watching porno
by Dan May 11, 2003
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Pull The Goalie

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The act of taking a dump, the need to take a shit. Hockey referenced.
Damn Bro, I'm all backed up, almost can't hold my shit in! I gotta Pull The Goalie!
by carguy311 July 29, 2018
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I didn't hear my grandma come in and she caught me pulling the goalie.
by Ernest74 August 22, 2008
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Pull the goalie

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When you blow your load on your partners face to form a jizz "goalie mask".
There was 1 minute left, I was about to cum in her ass but instead I HAD to pull the goalie!
by sparks40 October 8, 2009
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