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Falcon Punch

When you fist a girl and shove your dick in at the same time.
I just falcon punched my girlfriend last night.
by crucialbars June 19, 2017
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Falcon Punch

A move mainly used in comics or super smash bros.

But it is also a key move in surprise abortions cause when you cant afford a abortion falcon punch never fails
Me: I heard shemer got another girl pregnant.
Eric: No its cool he gave her a falcon punch down some stairs its taken care of
by T.T.C. July 5, 2010
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Falcon Punch

Sex move derived from Nintendo's Captain Falcon. While doggy-styling a girl, the guy yells "FALCON PUUNNCH!" and immediately pulls out and penetrates the girl's anal so she can feel what it's like to be Falcon Punch'd in-game.
The other night, Alex pulled off the Falcon Punch on the ¢25 whore we bought him. After hearing him yell the phrase, we heard the bitch scream in agony.
by SnakeBiter October 21, 2009
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Falcon Punch

Act of Epicly punching something/someone, usually setting them on fire, or having your fist on fire during the punch.
Also, 110% abortion.
Person 1:Hey, man, can I talk to you?
Person 2: Falcon Punch!!!
*Person 1 is now a pile of ash, or just flew off team rocket style.*
by TehTy December 27, 2009
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Falcon Punch

A drink which is made by combining Bicardi 151 rum, Hypnotic, red Gatorade and Sprite in a large punch bowl or other suitable vessle. The resulting effect of this red hell brew is like getting falcon punched in the teeth. Consumption generally does not end well.
Dude, we mixed up some Falcon Punch last night and woke up this morning naked on a park bench.
by Don_Vito November 28, 2009
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Falcon Punch

1. Trademark move of Captain Falcon from the Super Smash Bros game, first seen in F-Zero series.

2. When you are about to finish, you punch their anus forcefully, trying to get as much in as possible, while yelling "FALLLLCOOOOOOONNNN PUUUUUUUNCHHHHHHH!!!!"
1. Did you see me pwn that link asshole? You dont fuck with the falcon punch man.

2. So i was finishing up with Jenny last night and totally falcon punched her. She was so pissed she tried limping after me.
by Filashme February 10, 2008
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FALCON PUNCH

A move that Captain Falcon(f-zero series) uses in which deals a great deal of damage to the opponent.A fiery falcon appears when the move is used, hence the name"Falcon Punch!"
It is not a teen pregnancy solution. It is just a very powerful punch.
C.F:You better not get back up on this stage!
Link:Hyaah(up b)
C.F:That's it!FALCON PUNCH!
Link:AAAHH!
Announcer: GAME
by 07 Pilot Captain Falcon March 30, 2008
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