Delivering the Pizza

Code for trying to get it in with an uderaged child

Creeper: "Hey, i need your help delivering the pizza and i dont know where this street is!"
Victim: "Go down this street until you..."
Creeper: "Well I'll give you a ride to wherever you need and a couple bucks, too!"
Victim: "Uhmm.. No not today you pedophile!!!"

by tom pickle March 12, 2011

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deliver the goods

to produce what is wanted.

i do not expect him to deliver the goods.

by the learner January 24, 2015

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Deliver the Smackdown

adj: to inflict serious pain on another

When I catch the guy who stole my television, I will deliver the smackdown on him

by Peter 'Valenn1' C. November 22, 2003

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The Jackhammering Honey Buster Delight

When a man fucks another man upside down bouncing up and down in a block of honey. They then proceed to freeze the honey and fuck in sub zero temperatures. The genitals swell up and create an expulsion of fat cum shots. Then they shatter the honey and die together

I attempted the Jackhammering Honey Buster Delight yesterday

by The Cum Sock Master August 15, 2023

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turkish delight, the

When you cum in a girl's ass or pussy, leave your dick in her and then take a pee.

You shoulda seen the look on that skank's face when I gave her the Turkish Delight!!!

by Hrny Devil July 16, 2003

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Delivering the news

When a man eats the entire Sunday newspaper (adds includded) and then proceedes to shit out the newspaper in a printing press style, wrap it up and deliver it to his neighbor.

Dale got up early to finish the Sunday paper, and then he ate the entire paper and was caught delivering the news to his neighbor Jan, who just wanted to look at the Sears Catalog.

by Se7en November 17, 2006

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