Pissing in the yard

To pity someone, which we NEVER DO...NEVER PISS IN THE YARD.

JIM: Dawg, I know the breakup was hard.... I am pissing in the yard for you.
TOM: DOOOD!!!! we NEVER EVER, PISS IN THE YARD.

by EDDYBOI821 June 10, 2021

Stomp the yard

In football, when a fourth down results in a turnover and the distance to a first down was exactly one yard, every now and then one player on the team that lost possession will lose their head and won't let it go. The player delivers a late hit to the opponent who made the turnover, removes his helmet and places his head on the football and tells him to bite the ball. The player then proceeds to stomp directly on the back of the opponents head, causing a forfeit of teeth. Usually, the player who loses it was the one who lost the ball, but not always.

Oh no, somebody call an ambulance, Armani Louweney is about to stomp the yard and Johnny Lathits is going to need serious medical attention, possibly a death certificate and obituary.

by Solid Mantis October 2, 2016

Digg'n up the yard

To party spontaneously

We were digg'n up the yard at your house the other day

by A-man-duh December 20, 2006

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Simply, my cum brings all the boys to my crotch.
(To eat me out, go down on me)

Hey guys, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

by Jonathan Gohanovich March 25, 2010

Stomp the yard

One of the stupidest phrases known to the English language. Yard is a derivative of grass and makes hardly any noise when stomped on.

Stop saying "stomp the yard" Tim, it's stupid.

by Tinky2020 April 8, 2020

raking the yard

The act of coming the pubes

Drew totally came over and is "raking the yard"

by Dykler11 May 2, 2011

Dick-In-The-Yard

To be so completely wasted that you end up the next morning face down with your dick in the yard.

Guy 1: Man, I wasn't THAT zooted.
Guy 2: Dude, you were so dick-in-the-yard that we had to drag you back to your dorm.

by Toe Hold Mama January 8, 2021