Womb Docking

The delicious act of two identical twins rubbing the heads of their dicks together.

Patrick and Jonathan, while fetuses in the womb, deliciously delve into womb docking to wonderful results.

by awesomeolion March 26, 2009

Womb Fruit

The fruits of a woman's womb. A child.

Control your womb fruit in public

by schubert-nyc August 14, 2008

womb lag

The tendency of newborns to sleep during the day and cry at night, due to the fact that womb babies arenocturnal because the mother is relaxed and inactive at night.

“The new baby sleeps all day and cries all night. I hope he gets over his womb lag before I go insane.”

by JRPearlMan January 13, 2010

womb boner

The uncontrollable urge to reproduce that consumes a female while she is holding a baby. This gut instinct/desire is completely independent of her true thoughts on having (and raising!) children.

Meredith never wanted kids, but every time she held her niece, her mind went blank and her ovaries starting churning--all was complete and perfect in the world. Truly nutty biology was at work- she was having a womb boner.

by Becky Slater December 18, 2010

monkey-womb

monkey-womb

an offensive for a girl under being raised by a single father

Does Bill 101 even apply to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father, whose father is French-Canadian but the mother is not? Btw, one of the definitions of bastard is the male version monkey-womb.

by Sexydimma February 8, 2014

Womb buster

An extremely large appendage capable of injury

Raymond slid down his shorts to reveal his womb buster to the eagerly anticipating Barbara.

by Bianca Deslop November 17, 2016

womb jizz

a baby in utero that jizzes into his mother and creates a twin

dave: you are mother is such an hoe, she was still pregnant after she gave birth.
crocker: yeah, she had a bad case of womb jizz.

by TheOriginatorsofWombJizz October 11, 2017