fucking the wheel

Eating milk and cookies, or any combination thereof. In doing so one is "fucking the wheel" in acknowledging that it is actually milk and cookies which together make man's greatest invention.

Person 1: "Hey bro, what'd you do for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "Not much, spent an hour fucking the wheel - right in front of my grandma."
Person 1: "Nice! You let her join in right?"

by Vinternet November 15, 2007

hamster flew off the wheel

When an employee is stressed out and pushed to the breaking point and starts screaming loudly and uncontrollably, it is said their hamster flew off the exercise wheel such as is found in a hamster's cage. Frequently happens to employees at "the new AT&T"

"After being yelled at by Quita all day, Rosa's hamster flew off the wheel!"

by The Metric Groper April 26, 2008

Spin the wheel

spin the wheel: to spin the wheel is to try your luck with girls... similar to going to the casino, and trying your luck with the roulette or chocolate wheel. although in most attempts the casino gives better odds

"hey i'm gonna go over there and spin the wheel"

"that booty is too good for you, don't bother"

by Archie vander January 23, 2010

break a butterfly on the wheel

to waste effort on something that there is no chance of succeeding at.

He keeps trying to get it published but I think he is just trying to break a butterfly on the wheel

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009

Falling asleep at the wheel

When a hamster finds themselves really tuckered out, after all that cardio. And doesn't want to move from the wheel before taking a nap.

Man. Moo Moo sure has been falling asleep at the wheel a lot lately. I wonder how much he'd hate me if I poked his little belly right now.

by Olive989 March 3, 2023

jesus didn't take the wheel

1) the term someone uses when something bad happens
2) what you say after you crashed your car

1) cordelia, "omg why is there a g-string on your roof?"
akmed,"lets just say that jesus didn't take the wheel."

2)officer,"sir how did the crash happen?"
randum guy,"jesus didn't take the weel."

by boodylishous chick November 22, 2010

Jesus take the wheel

This is for all the religious fanatics who, when finding themselves in a tough situation, have a tendency to let a swear word or to slip. This phrase helps when tempted to do wrong.

Person 1: Did you really just crash the car?!?
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: Ohhhhh myyyy gJesus take the wheel!!!!!!!!!!!

by hutillymonopumtolarodo April 24, 2009