The only indie in the village

A phrase used to describe a pretentious youth, who genuinely believes that nobody can appreciate indie music as much as he/she can and will throw an eppy if told otherwise. Inspired by the popular Little Britain sketch, where the gay character Dafydd insists that he is "the only gay in the village."

"He just told me to stop pretending that I liked The Beatles and started screaming. He's like the only indie in the village"

or

A: "Awww, I love The Beatles"
B: "No you don't! Nowhere near as much as me! I'm #1"

by everyoneelseinthisthreadsucks June 13, 2008

Skillage in the village

a better way to say 'skills' or a very impressive thing.

'Woah, that move was skillage in the village!'

"Alex knows so much about history, it's some serious skillage, in the village."

by Lucy J J August 29, 2009

Spillage In The Village

To spill ones semen in extraordinary quanitities accidentally within a small rural community.

"Goddamn, that spillage in the village almost wiped out the whole society of waverton!'

by Jim Goddamn! March 24, 2008

Napalm the Village

When a dude hasn't cum for a long time and blows his load all over the vagina before he even inserts his dick.

After a long dry spell, Matt finally got a new girlfriend. He rubbed one out before their date in case she came home with him because he didn't want to napalm the village.

It had been weeks since Joe and I had sex, and he totally napalmed my village before he could get inside me. I spent an hour cleaning his jizz out of my pubes.

by Mouthy Broadcast December 6, 2017

pillage the village

Taking a monolithic shit (usually in a damn near stranger's bathroom) after a long night of getting fuckin plastered

Ahem....whats your name again...not important at the moment but what is, is the location of your bathroom. Its time to pillage the village! Sorry in advance for any damages.

by jc804 August 26, 2013

pillage the village

A term to describe destroying everything within a certain area. First used by vikings.

Lets go over to matts house, and pillage the village while he is away.

by Seabass January 20, 2005

the only gay in the village

Normally a millionaire, spotted regularly in Tenerife wearing very loud shirts, spending time and money on his bitches. Buying flowers for Irish girls is his speciality, also been known to travel while intoxicated.

I am the only gay in the village.

by Juhkjhg March 30, 2020