Subway

Your excuse for doing anything remotly
1.Stupid
2.Gross
1."Uh, Jake? Why are you walking around with no pants and your shirt tucked into your whities tighties?"
"It's ok! I had Subway!"

2. "Pete! Why are you humping th dog!"
"It's ok, I had Subway!"
by Brilliant! January 23, 2004
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Subwaying

The act of two people pressing each others asses together with assholes in perfect alignment and shitting a turd back and forth.
My wife and I invented an new sex act called subwaying!!! I walked in on my son and his new boyfriend subwaying, they acted like I didn't know what they were doing but where do you think he learned it from?
by TheMentalExecutioner November 07, 2019
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subway

An evil, evil place that sells tasteless sandwiches made from cheap, stale ingredients shipped over from third-world countries, and markets them as "fresh" and "healthy" (despite the fact that most of the sandwiches they serve, for example, meatball subs; have as much calories and fat as a cheeseburger from McDonalds). They overcharge for their food, and like McDonalds, are intent on World Domination. Also have really badly made television commercials featuring an irritating guy called Jared Fogle who used to be extremely fat but is now just extremely ugly and annoying.
If I had to work at Subway, I would kill myself.
You paid 8 bucks for stale bread roll with slimy ham?
Dude, is that a caterpillar in your lettuce?
by Nathan___ May 11, 2007
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Subway

pooping inside someone's ass and they return the favor, forever preferably.
"Yo man you want to go pay some Romanian hookers to subway each other?"
by deetard July 16, 2022
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Subway

People will mistake you for talking about the restaurant Subway.
Hey Bob, I'm gonna go to the subway station.
"I didn't know they had a station for a sandwich store?"
by notarealperson111 October 27, 2020
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Subway

Maff’s favourite hangover place, he would sell his soul for a foot long, one day he’ll realise he can make sandwiches at home though. Maff can be heard shouting at his phone ITS NOT JUST A FUCKING SANDWICH, but it is.
1. I’m hungover someone get me a subway

2. “Where’s Maff”, “he’s buggering himself With a frozen subway”
by Jammy66 May 23, 2020
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subwaying

giving oral sex to a policeman's partner whilst they are on the beat.
whilst Officer Rothwell was arresting criminals Gary would go round and commence subwaying his wife.
by whitters1001 May 31, 2006
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