The sexual act of the male dragging his scrotum across the partners body in such a way that your nutsack acts as a steamroller on the partners body. This can be done both by starting at the legs and then steamrolling upwards toward the head or starting at the head and rolling your way down. Other fun things that can be done is performing the act after ejaculating on the partners body to act as lube or "ice on the road." The partner can also stick their tongue out for the steamroller to have a nice little hill to go over. This is named after the legendary town of Loogootee Indiana in which the act is performed daily by the locals.
"Hey Carson what happened with your step-sister Janice last night?"
"Not gonna spare you any details but we ended up doing The Loogootee Steamroller!"
"Woah that's pretty intense."
"Not gonna spare you any details but we ended up doing The Loogootee Steamroller!"
"Woah that's pretty intense."
by El lumpo December 1, 2018
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trudi liked to drink and get fucked, so i introduced the modern technique dubbed, "the soviet steamroller"
by matt the dick April 13, 2011
Get the the soviet steamroller mug.His laughter can be heard all throughout the dimly lit halls of the catacombs. Sounding like a sexually deprived Joker had a love child with Scooby-Doo. He himself is a virgin, and is the purist of virgins, so pure in fact that he can take yours with a simple tap on the shoulder and a quick wicked laugh, and poof, it's gone!
The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.
If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.
TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.
If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.
TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
by Worcestersh1re January 12, 2023
Get the The Virginity Stealer mug.A sex position where tofu is prepared and cooked, then stuffed in the anus. The partner the ducks the tofu out of them and they both consume it.
by Jew gaser March 20, 2017
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Jaemon (older brother Smith) is really nice to me and the fam.
Bro can be found runnin' hitting drums Playing wii sports studying , makin' chocolate milk
Bro can be found runnin' hitting drums Playing wii sports studying , makin' chocolate milk
Jaemamando the soul stealer ( Big Bird ) is addicted to chocky milk ( probably I dont Know)
He also treats me nicely
He also treats me nicely
by Tg223P October 8, 2023
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