I shouldn't have ate Indian food before i had anal sex. I had a bad case of the shits all over his peenieweenie!
by Nicolley August 2, 2006
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To be missing in action for an extended amount of time without explaining. Popularized by The Trooper.
To be missing in action for an extended amount of time without explaining. Popularized by The Trooper.
Where is he? Does he have the shits?
by Numen March 8, 2007
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After I ate my brothers old cookies, my ass switched to Defcon One at contact with the shits and I crapped myself while running down the stairs to the shit-station.
by Ali. S February 22, 2007
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Commonly used in Australia, especially around idiots.
Commonly used in Australia, especially around idiots.
Dog walker to house guest: I'm sorry, I didn't realise the the afternoon walk was cancelled? Funny, because I came all this way? No biggie. Have a great day and I’m around if you need me.
Dog walker to Dog owner. If you ever cancel the walk at the last minute again I am dropping you as a client. Do you know how many dogs I need to walk each day? How many you have now inconvenienced? Do you think I need to put up with this? You need to take a long hard look at yourself.
House Guest to Dog owner: That dog walker seemed nice. He didn't seem to mind about the last minute cancellation.
Dog owner to house guest: Yeah, nah, he cracked the shits.
Dog walker to Dog owner. If you ever cancel the walk at the last minute again I am dropping you as a client. Do you know how many dogs I need to walk each day? How many you have now inconvenienced? Do you think I need to put up with this? You need to take a long hard look at yourself.
House Guest to Dog owner: That dog walker seemed nice. He didn't seem to mind about the last minute cancellation.
Dog owner to house guest: Yeah, nah, he cracked the shits.
by TheRealPegasus April 24, 2019
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by John Phillip July 31, 2006
Get the the shits mug.Shortened: OTF. Slang. Off the shits can equally mean to be inebriated and absolutely mcfuckin' diggin' it AS WELL AS being used to describe something that is totally fuckin' swaggy sicknasty radical fun, my goddamn dude.
Substances: "Oh, fuck, I'm off the shits."
A Good Ole' Time: "Holy goddamn spaceballs this video of a raccoon crawling down a drainpipe is so off the shits, man, I gotta send it to my mom."
A Good Ole' Time: "Holy goddamn spaceballs this video of a raccoon crawling down a drainpipe is so off the shits, man, I gotta send it to my mom."
by rejectroma-nce November 7, 2020
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