Feeding the penguin

The art of inserting live maggots into your penis

Are you going fishing?

No, I’m just sick of lesbian porn, so I though I’d try feeding the penguin.

by Boxfridge November 25, 2017

Kevin the Penguin

A person who drags their feet and walks like a penguin after receiving some "brotherly" love

What up Kevin the Penguin?

by Zerg369 July 26, 2022

except the penguin

Chill out, calm down, just really excepting life.

"What the hell is wrong with you!?"

"Dude except the penguin"

by DounutBum June 24, 2005

poking the penguin

masturbating or jacking off

I walked in on my brother poking the penguin....sick!

by big jiggles4 June 11, 2007

Bob the penguin

A penguin doll popularised by the minecraft youtuber trycs and worshipped by tons of 9 year olds all around the world.

"I wish Bob the penguin gave me 0.000001% of his power" said the most cringe human ever.

by bobstansarecringe September 24, 2021

The March of The Penguin

When you cum in someone's ass and shove a popsicle up the anus which dams the splooge so as to force the recipient to march like a penguin to the commode.

Last night I came in Perry's ass and didn't want him to spill my seed on my bedsheet, so I made him do The March of The Penguin.

by Honey Badger Bitch February 19, 2012

defrost the penguin

We all know that after long periods of abstinance, a man's pride gets cold and shriveled but thanks to new technology, we now know how to "defrost the penguin"

Sean's penguin is still in the cold

by Jim Yamato December 11, 2003