Shakespeare In The Park

1. Any number of independent acting troupes which put on interpretations of Shakespeare's plays in local parks during the Spring, Summer, and early Autumn months. Often a great place for a date or to catch some local culture.

2. A large group of incredibly incompetent, self-absorbed people that have no consideration of others. Generally with inflated egos and the Peter Principle is at work, believing they are master of their craft when really, they are babytown frolics and cannot go out reliably without soiling themselves.

My wife and I met at a Shakespeare In The Park event.

Management is a prime example of Shakespeare In The Park, they have no idea what is going on and I am pretty sure the CEO shat himself in the last board meeting.

by PainfulTruths June 6, 2018

National shrooms in the park day

Any day is National shooms in the park day if you take shrooms in a park

Jerry: let's go do shrooms in the park man
Tom: why bro

Jerry: because it's national shrooms in the park day

Tom: alright dude let's go

by Emotional Gandhi January 3, 2022

T in the park

Non-derogatory euphemism for gay. Started during T in the park 2009 when a bunch of American tourists in the UK misunderstood some Scotsmen who announced their intention to attend together.

"Those two are a bit 'T in the park' wouldn't you say?"

by johnnyaction14 August 5, 2009

a walk in the park

a walk in the park is a game where you quote Jurassic Park (the movie) in your best Christopher Walkin voice.

it's just a walk in the park


You do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?

by bianca crampton July 5, 2008

top of the park

Not a top of a park, and not a park. A place in Ann Arbor Michigan, where people hang out in the summer. Lots of druggies there. Top of a parking structure, where they play movies on the side of a building. Near the power center. Great place (expecially fo couples)!
Abrevation: TOTP, or TOP

Randa: Are you going to top tonight?
Sheida: Duh! Can I get a ride?
...

by MelRike February 25, 2003

inside the park homerun

Masturbating or because of the inability to get a girl in bed masturbate instead

Guy1: Has Ron ever gotten around the bases

Guy2: No but he hits inside the park homeruns everyday

by HitlerJesus April 27, 2010

in the park home run

When a guy is really quick in bed
or
When you should only be getting to third base, but based on your skill, luck or some mistake, you get laid.

Girl: Wow, 5 seconds. Is that it?
Boy: Yeah, in the park home run. Sorry.
or
Wow, I totally wasn't expecting to get laid.

by jc baby1 March 27, 2009