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Apocalypse of the month

Noun. - A potentially world-ending event strongly hyped by the media during a short period of time, then forgotten by the public after the world, evidently, does not end. Soon enough it will be followed by a new catastrophe in-the-making. These events often resonate with the public due to widespread popular feelings, such as Nature getting back at Man, scientists going too far, a sign of the End Times, or simply terrorists.

The most successful example in recent times is Maya fever, which has snowballed into an international cultural phenomenon and lasted for several years.
Hey, wasn't the BP oil spill going to destroy the world because of the methane bubble ready to explode under the Gulf of Mexico? Oh, nevermind.

The current Apocalypse of the month is the new large hadron collider at CERN, which some believe may create a black hole. Of course, this is patently ridiculous.
by 11redred11 November 12, 2010
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Time of the month

when a female is on her period.
"Ahh don't mind her it's just the time of the month for her."
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word of the month

it is unfortunate but true. word of the day has became word of the month
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guddu of the month

best good night sleep of the month
This Saturday will be guddu of the month.
When are you planning to do guddu of the month?
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Jelly of the Month Club

A midwestern way of saying: Christmas Bonus, without coming across as pompous or fortunate to receive one.
My Jelly of the Month Club came in the mail, let's go to Chili's tonight.
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the montpellier standard

A lowered expectation of male attractiveness causing you to find normally substandard specimens reasonably good looking. Usually applies when in a city with an abnormally low percentage of attractive males. A dangerous phenomenon that can result in poor decision making, such as sleeping with street magicians you meet in Monoprix. Also known as "the Mulhouse standard"
The teller at the bank today was kinda cute

Yeah, but remember, we're judging by the Montpellier standard
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the month of may

Hell ya its the month of may and that means it national booty pic month
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