Acting The Maggot

Acting in particularly foolish manner

Would you two stop acting the maggot and do your homework

by OmgItsBirdman2017 July 27, 2017

Having a row with the maggot

When your bird is trying to suck you off and you've a flacid one and she's just having a bloody blair.

Bloody hell lad, the missus weren't 'arf having a row with the maggot last night. BLIMEY!

by Grimmy Bumdirt February 28, 2011

The Magoo effect

The clumsiness that results from wearing glasses that leave an area of peripheral vision out of focus or unseen. It may also cause slight vertigo.

I tripped over the damn cat this morning, due to the Magoo Effect of my new specticles.

by chromerzoner November 27, 2011

Licking The Maggot

An term that describes a woman performing oral sex on a man who has a small penis. The woman, unable to tell if the penis is within the mouth takes to licking it instead.

I was forever licking the maggot with my ex-boyfriend

by ExoPaul October 20, 2012

gallop the maggot

Yet another term for male masturbation

Wheres rich tonight?
Hes on his laptop, going to gallop the maggot.

by Captain snort August 23, 2019

fucking the maggot

I way Irish people say your just here to have fun.

Bruce: Stop Fooling around Mark!
Daniel: Ahh let him go he just fucking the maggot.

by I'm not Irish February 19, 2021

Magnolia The Masturbinator

The most awesome power known to man--the power of MASTURBATION!!!

Dude, did you pull one off last night?

Yeah man, I went all 'Magnolia the Masturbinator' on mah dick last night, forreal.

by Liz Fucking Donnelly September 26, 2009