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The Jono Special

The act of constant pedophilic behaviour over social media platforms in an attempt to obtain nude photographs.
He gave her The Jono Special last night.
she wants The Jono Special.
by slipperyfishy April 29, 2019
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the jonas brothers

some gay band that think they are rock
but are not. they look so fuckin gay and
they are just like N*SYNC or some shit
like that. they would fall into the same
category as HANNAH MONTANA too.
little poser kids: lets go watch the jonas brothers on tv. they are rockstars.
by some_random_gurl March 1, 2008
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The Jonas Brothers

One of the worst bands ever formed in the history of the world.

An insult to music, these assholes are worshiped by 12-year-old girls worldwide, who will "attack" you on the internet if you insulted the "perfect Jonas hotties."

Their attacks consist of:
-UR JUS JELOZ CUZ THEY R HOTTR THN U!!!1
-UR JUS AN UGLY OL MAN WHOS JELOS!!1
-UR R SO DUMB ND RETRDED!!1

They are typical Disney boy band shit, that deserves to die.
by greenpeas August 19, 2009
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The Jonah

When someone gives a blowjob while making whale noises
This girl I hooked up with gave me The Jonah last night and I’m not sure how to feel about it...
by Jonahandthewhale September 1, 2019
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Doing the Jonah

The point of mental breakage, till the point you lose all of your dignity. And you jump off a bridge naked in front of your friends
Oh dude yea was doing the Jonah and my mom found out and now I'm grounded
by Hasaf May 13, 2019
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The Jonas Brothers

Three flaming wannabe rockers.
They're about the gayest thing since the Backdoor Boys and The New Fags On the Block.

All I can say is, hopefully their young brother doesn't join their butthole-surfing ranks.
Fangurl: OMG THE JONAS BROTHERS ROCK!! THEY ARE SO CUTE/THEY LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE SPEED BUMPS ON THEIR ASS!!!

Dude: What of a bunch of ass-rammers.
by Silent Fuckin' Bob October 15, 2008
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keep up with the Joneses

Basically, it's an expression used to symbolize jealousy across the neighborhood and the need to keep up with each other. It's usually just technology, but the subject can be changed to lawnmowers, cars, etc.
Sometime in 2001...
Joseph: Dad! May I have the PS2?
Dad: No, you still have your Nintendo 64, right?
Joseph: It can play DVD's.
Dad: Okay, be prepared, I'll drive you to the Best Buy.
Dad, this time on his mind: I'll have to keep up with the Joneses!
by ilikeguns:) November 10, 2020
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