1: A term used to describe a number of potato’s. Specifically 14 to 17 potatoes rather than the standard dozen (12).
2: Used as a term to describe a group of awkward people with something in common.
2: Used as a term to describe a group of awkward people with something in common.
Clerk: How many potatoes would you like to buy today?
Customer: An Irishman’s dozen, please.
Friend 1: So we all have the same kink?
Friend 2: Seems like it.
Friend 3: Damn, we’re just an Irishman’s Dozen, huh?
Customer: An Irishman’s dozen, please.
Friend 1: So we all have the same kink?
Friend 2: Seems like it.
Friend 3: Damn, we’re just an Irishman’s Dozen, huh?
by Game Hobbie May 23, 2021
A sex act in which a man nuts on a potato and inserts it into his partners oriface of opportunity and asks "should I eat it now or let it ferment so I can drink it later?"
Last night I went home with a stripper and while banging in the kitchen I grabbed a potatoes and nutty Irishmaned the hoe.
by T&Sadventures December 29, 2019
A sex act in which the man pours Guinness and peanut butter into the girls mouth, then runs away and goes to Dutch bros.
by Mr.Cakebread September 23, 2017
Before having sex, each partner must consume a good sized Reuben sandwich, 2 pints of Guinness and a shot of Irish whiskey. The smells the ensue are sure to create some curiosity.
by boredatwork696969 January 18, 2018
by CharHag September 30, 2014
When a man shaved his pubic hair and puts it on top of a costa caramel latte and proceeds to pour baileys liquor into the coffee and then gives the hot beverage to his wife to enjoy.
Wife: I’m so thirsty.
Husband: wait a minuet I will get you something.
Wife: yay a dirty Irishman you know me too well!
Husband: wait a minuet I will get you something.
Wife: yay a dirty Irishman you know me too well!
by MaxhercusisthebiggayXXLGAYPORN November 11, 2018
a variant of beef stew where the perpetrator mistakenly has diarrhea, thereby dousing the victim with stew.
by dinfin November 24, 2019