Horse

A self propelled vehicle consisting of two wheels, handlebars, and a seat. Main mode of transportation in big cities such as New York City and Chicago. Typically found in stables and horse racks. Popular brands include Haro, Trek, Mongoose, and Schwinn

Man, i just got myself a red Haro horse named Sugar from the horse auction.

by Angemyster February 27, 2009

horse

1)Usually fairly large, four-legged animal. They are (or should be) grazing animals, and therefore need large pastures or careful feeding if pasture is not available. Wonderful creatures (that do not smell bad, their shit smells bad, as does their urine, but they actually smell nice)
2)Drain of time and money, not uncommon to find horse owners who spend all their money on their horses. "My other car is a horse" is a common sight on POS cars. Or "Poverty is owning a horse"
3) "Front end bites, back end kicks, and they are uncomfortable in the middle"

My horse eats better than I do

by jkhdnishs April 7, 2008

horse

A large sum of money

Just got paid and have a big wad of horse in my pocket.

by Ryan 69 January 10, 2006

horsed

to be fucked by a male horse up ur bum without ur consent!

Mr Oller looked after a horse for a day and got a ass full of horse cum!

by el tit face August 19, 2003

horse

A horse is a beautiful kind and gentle animal they have tons of personality and can say things to you with out even saying anything. I have a horse and he's my world he's my best friend. There's no way to actually describe the relationship between a horse and their human treat them right and you'll have a best friend with endless love. <3

I love my horse he's my world

by nm hcohdco February 16, 2018

Horsed

A Scottish term for a lengthy, rampant session of charged sexual intercourse often fuelled by alcohol. Can frequently involve accidental injury to oneself or the other party as a result of drunken miss-coordination. Frequently culminates in the male becoming flaccid and frustrated before falling asleep.

Alright love, how's about we get you home and have you 'Horsed'?

by Horsing von Gam June 30, 2009

Horse

A word originally used to enhance the names of sports, Horse can now fill in the place for any noun, pronoun, verb, adjective, adverb, conjunction, interjection, preposition or any part of speech, in any quantity and frequency.

My favorite sport is Horse NASCAR Racing.

My favorite Horse is Horse HORSECAR Horseing.

Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse HORSEHORSE Horse Horse.

by TheLoudestFan March 10, 2009