biting the duck

When your about to be raped, and instead of allowing yourself to be raped, you offer to give your molester head, and biting his penis really hard instead. Then, grabing his balls, pulling and twisting them off and taking them home as a trophy.

Hey ma, look what I found after biting the duck!

by the 3 mungs March 6, 2009

shut the duck up

When you're not allowed to say f**k do you replace it with duck .

Dave : " shut the duck up! "

Judy: " Why'd you say duck?"

Dave:" do you not see the children Judy ? "

by AskinAllThemQuestions August 18, 2014

what the duck

(1) Used as a safe substitute for what the fuck in most contexts.
(2) Used to convey a special uniqueness and/or creativity in cursing.

Your little brother takes your gold:
What the duck do you think you're doing with my gold?

Your 'friend' leaves for a lunch break while you're in the deepest part of the dungeon:
Dude, you totally left me to get pwned all alone! I mean, what the duck?!

A friend makes a decision that suxx0rz:
What the duck is the matter with you?!

by Jonathan Barnett September 22, 2008

spin the duck

the same as spin the bottle but you're in a jacuzzi and you spin a rubber ducky.
you may find this hard but what you do is you spin the duck and it will fall on it's side whoever the duck lands on is who you kiss.

not spin the bottle again.
let's play spin the duck!

by susan876 October 9, 2007

Fucking the duck until exploded

A funny accident from translating "干爆鸭子" into "Fuck the duck until exploded". It is used to show stupidity.

Your stupid sentence just now was just fucking the duck until exploded.

by Mr. Pseudonymity January 29, 2018

Break the duck

To break one's duck means to do something for the first time.

Guy 1: I think I'm finally going to go to the dentist.

Guy 2: So your going to break the duck huh?

by LiverpoolFan March 22, 2009

Howard The Duck 2

The long-awaited, highly anticipated sequel to the 1986 Smash Hit, record setting Box Office blowout, Lea Thompson career setting movie, Howard The Duck. It's set for release,.... Tomorrow from the day you're reading this! Just Remember, "In The Beginning, There was (*BOOM!*) Howard The Duck!"

Howard the Duck.....Yeah.....That movie sucked ass.

by G-Union October 29, 2003