raise the ceiling 

The act of belching to make room for more food

see also, lower the floor

I want to finish this pizza, but I'm stuffed. Time to raise the ceiling.

He had to stop several times to raise the ceiling, but John still won the hot dog eating contest.

raise the ceiling by RolDes19 October 26, 2012

robot in the ceiling 

(1) A comment that when taken in context makes little to no sense.

(2) A non-sequitur

(3) An answer to a question that was not asked

(In a DJ booth at a radio station)
Matt: "All the equipment's supposed to be new right?"
Alex: "Yeah, there used to be a robot in the ceiling."
Matt: "I just meant how all the equipment's supposed to be new."

robot in the ceiling by barthooper91 November 19, 2010

Hangin' from the ceiling feeling 

When you're high and you listen to music with very good quality. and you dance uncontrollably, and let your body take over. like hanging from a ceiling fan.

I love it when you get the hangin' from the ceiling feeling.

Hangin' from the ceiling feeling by yellowfeather996 April 10, 2010

Nailed to the ceiling 

When you're both hammered and high at the same time.

There was so much weed and alcohol at that last party, man.
I know, I still feel nailed to the ceiling.

Nailed to the ceiling by Cosmotic March 19, 2008

the ceiling fan 

When someone happens to be reading playboy or other pornographic magazines while a ceiling fan is 2 or less inches above there crotch. If they get erect there penis will be chopped off, this does not work if you have a minge or erectile dysfunction.

guy 1. GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL, NOW!
guy 2. WHY?
guy 1. I JUST GOT THE CEILING FAN!

the ceiling fan by superkoopa707 November 13, 2011

Mop The Ceiling

1.) A silly and ridiculous task

2.) A difficult and undesirable activity.

"I'd mop the ceiling for the right amount of money."

"Help your sister move? I'd rather mop her ceiling."

Mop The Ceiling by CKJ411 February 4, 2012

punch the ceiling 

During hot nasty coitus, the mans penis can potentially contact the bottom of a woman’s cervix (the “top” of the vagina).

hey Honey, I’m tryin to take you home and punch the ceiling

punch the ceiling by cootski December 3, 2017