CLEANING THE CARPET

PERFORMING CUNNILINGUS

My boyfriend really likes cleaning the carpet!

by JenPaulII October 23, 2009

combing the carpet

1. The act of crawling around on the floor looking for small pieces of crack cocain that may have fallen in the carpet. This is a very common occurrence after crack heads and crack whores run out of drugs and money.
2. The act of searching for LSD after you have spilled it into the carpet.

vachil was combing the carpet for 3 hours after running out of crack.
Ford spent the night combing the carpet after spilling a vile of microdot acid on the rug.

by Ford Lawnmower November 6, 2007

Under The Carpet Homie

The closest of friends. Someone who would sleep under the carpet with you when you had no blanket.

Yo, thats my under the carpet homie. He’s a real one.

by Nut guy June 3, 2020

Does the carpet match the drapes?

Is the pubic hair (carpet) of the person being addressed the same color as the hair on his or her head (the drapes)? Typically asked of redheads, reflecting curiosity whether the hair color is artificial/enhanced or curiosity about natural variability in the hair color.

One of the most tiresome questions we gingers get is "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

by otterberry September 30, 2011

clean the carpet

to shave, trim, wax and/or manicure pubic hair

Crap! I completely forgot that David's coming over tonight... I need to run home and clean the carpet.

by runnerbabe July 2, 2009

cut the carpet

to sever all ties, to break off all relations with (someone)

When my best friend betrayed me by sleeping with my wife, I cut the carpet between us.

by soy_sauce June 10, 2010

do the drapes match the carpet

a girls hair color being the same has her pussy hair

your pussy hair is blonde just like on your head

by Chody May 27, 2003