The Pencil Cannon

A sex move involving a male, a female, and a pencil. This move is performed by shoving the pencil, eraser first, into the male's urethra. the male then proceeds to ejaculate into the female's vagina, effectively shooting the pencil through the females internal organs and through her head.

"Bro, if she's being a bitch, don't break up with her, just perform The Pencil Cannon next time you guys have sex."

by ekgi November 10, 2018

Test firing the rape cannon

to masturbate or jerk your gherkin.

Test firing the rape cannon is recommended by many doctors.

by Crreeddss November 3, 2008

The Bat-Cannon

Something which is awsome, or amazing. A synonym for "The Shit"

Dude, when I had that threesome last night; that shit was the bat-cannon

by MEATY-P June 10, 2005

firing the mud cannon

Using the loo, on the log flume

Julian went missing shortly before dinner last night. It wasn't until we were on the fish course that Jeeves heard him firing the mud cannon

by Stormtrooper X October 31, 2017

The Cum Cannon

The art of cumming into somebody's asshole, making them fart, sending the cum flying.

Hey baby, wanna do the cum cannon in the bed tonight? ;)

by Daboder2 June 7, 2020

The Hand Cannon

A choade with considerable amount of ejaculation strength.

After a long night out, I decided to surprise my girlfriend in the morning, by blasting her through and through with my choades semen.Before she commented on the length, I blasted her between the eyes covering her forehead----knocking her back a few feet by the strength of my hand cannon (choade), ejaculation. The hand cannon is the situation, in which, a person as a choade but has a above average ejaculation strength, dubbed "The Hand Cannon."

by Luvs_to_SPOOGE September 2, 2017

The Polish Cannon

Nickname for Sebastian Janikowski from the media.

The Polish Cannon was one of the top kickers and partiers in college history.

by Coop Dupe February 17, 2023