"Thank you Captain Obvious"

A phrase generally used to indicate that someone, i.e. Captain Obvious, has just uttered something that everyone can see. Of course, this statement is usually uttered by someone who is only bright enough to see obvious things.

Me: "Good lord it's cold out here."

Schmuck: "Thank you Captain Obvious"

by Ssenillis January 13, 2006

Thania

She is a total sweetheart when you meet her. She is usually very shy at first. But once you get to know a Thania she is very weird and very outgoing. Don’t ever mess with a Thania or else she will become the literal devil. But otherwise she is very nice and she is a good friend to have in your life.

Wow... Thania is such a nice person.

by Evil Snowman August 6, 2019

thank you dad

term used to describe a son or daughter who hit life's lottery by being spawned by a rich/successful and generous father

Paul's ascendance to the CEO position of his father's company made it official....he was a "thank you dad" kid.

by sheila in the car June 15, 2010

thanapist

A friend that in an intense argument becomes a therapist and snaps the problem away.

Me and the boys were having a huge argument and then Kayla stepped in and was a thanapist, and eventually snapped the problem away.

by Gary Greybottom August 29, 2019

Thank God it’s all over!

The long awaited joyful exclamation, the parallel sentiment to “Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead!” from The Wizard of Oz,” that most sane folk will be feeling, as the Extortionist in Chief is led out of the White House in shiny handcuffs and a handsome straightjacket.

We can all begin the recovery now and breathe a mass sigh of relief as we say in unison, “thank God it’s all over!”

by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

I'm thankful for you

It's another word for "I love you" but more than that. It's a way of showing that you care and love that someone and that you appreciate them for the things they do for you :)

(insert person's name) I'm thankful for you, you are someone I look up to and is grateful for.

by Positive thoughts :) January 4, 2022

thankful

For not giving up on me, for loving me unconditionally - the good and the bad, for finding me attractive and calling me beautiful even when I didn't think so at times, for laughing with me, for appreciating the little things that we experience together, for listening, for growing with me, for coming back to me new and improved, for wanting me all the time, for making me feel like a woman who deserves the best and for giving it to me, for letting me love you with all that I have, for reminding me that I am like no other, for looking at me the way you do, for being open to love, for supporting me, for wanting the best for me, for giving me the world, for following me anywhere and for standing by my side as I achieve my dreams.

It has been said that if you want to be happily paired with someone, make sure you are good friends first- it's the only way to make it through the hard times. The honeymoon phase only lasts so long, so make sure you find someone who loves you for you!

I'm thankful that you chose me for forever

by morphologicalfreedom October 5, 2013