texterection

When a person hears that they got a text message but can't look at it for a while and all they can think about is looking at it.

I'm in this freaking meeting and i can't look at the text i just got. I got the worse texterection.

by atomandeve March 15, 2011

textcrement

the act of texting while pooping

person 1's text: what are you doing?
person 2's text: taking a shit.
person 1's text: ew, quit your textcrement!

by sophiagrace7 April 6, 2010

Textress

Dirty texting someone other than your significant other/spouse.

"My textress and I have been secretly dirty texting each other for months now."

by AbsoluteAng January 7, 2009

textress

someone who uses trickery or bait in order to transform a non texter into one who sends text messages.

After Paul met Mary, he went from being a non texter to a texter. Mary is such a textress.

by thedudeabides20000 February 22, 2009

textument

an argument that occurs by means of text messaging

He can't talk to me face to face so he always tries to start a textument with me instead.

by Annalicious May 10, 2007

textured stranger

Masterbation technique where the user sits on his hand palms facing a slotted chair (metal grill chairs work best) until said hand falls asleep. Person then furiously masterbates with numb hand duplicating the sensation of getting a hand job from a person with textured gloves.

Last night I was in the garage so I gave myself a textured stranger.

by bigantsavage June 9, 2017

textremist

Someone who is addicted to texting. They can't stop. They send texts constantly, they wait for replies, they have an aversion to actually talking on the phone, and they often collide with other pedestrians while walking/texting on the sidewalk.

"Did you hear about Dana? She totally accidentally head-butted someone on the sidewalk today while she was texting."
"Yeah, I've been thinking she's a little crazy with the texting. Yesterday, she texted me like 30 times. All meaningless shit."
"She's a textremist."
"A what?"
"A textremist."
"Totally."
"And I heard the chick she head-butted is in the hospital with like five stitches."
"That sucks. Do you know where there's a Pinkberry around here?"

by HWWriter May 12, 2009