Text Lag

The time between when the light turns green and the moron in front of you looks up from his texting and realizes it.

Intersections are much safer now that we have text lag - no one ever takes off as soon as the light changes any more.

by Valet Parking Hater January 8, 2015

Textagram

Two or more words that are spelt out using the same series of keys in a text message.

Guy is a textagram of Ivy. Anna is a textagram of Bomb.

by Gizborne January 11, 2008

textage

a text message

I tried to textage you, but your phone was shut off!

by aripadari February 13, 2004

textlation

The interpretation of, or translation of the meaning in, a text message.

I sent her a response but the sarcasm was lost in textlation.

by osmr November 5, 2008

textlay

to put off, postpone or lacksadasialy respond to a text message, often because one does not know what to say; often causing the one awaiting response much anxiety

When I got his text I had to textlay the response because I didn't know what to say.

by LusciousLaura January 16, 2009

Dutch Textage

The tendency of writers to display undue bravado when communicating on the net, much like how alcohol loosens the tongue...

Annie lead me on by e-mail, but once we met I knew she was just all talk. Must have been some Dutch textage...

by Johnny Kwlmann March 27, 2009

textaging

a shorter, easier way to say text messaging.

suggested use for adults who wanna sound cooler/ less awkward

"i was textaging my friend the other day"

by guy who farts August 11, 2009