testosterone poisoning 

The irrational rage a man goes into after being denied or not participating in sexual relations after regularly getting some.

(2 weeks with out sex)
guy: ahhhhh! she is such a bitch.
friend: what the hell are you talking about.
guy: she can't do anything right
friend: you are being unreasonable... wait, how long since you two did the bad stuff?
guy: iono two weeks
friend: oh... looks like you got testosterone poisoning dude.

testosterone poisoning by sdfjklasdfkj October 9, 2008

Testosterone Influence 

When you need the presence of other men to remember how manly you are.

"Malcolm has been hanging out with girls too often, I think he needs more testosterone influence."

Testosterone Influence by bearer grylls April 24, 2016

testosterone impaired 

Impaired behavior caused by the hormone testosterone in males.

Dad wouldn't stop the car to ask for directions because he's testosterone impaired.
My husband couldn't find the potato masher if his life depended on it. He's testosterone impaired.

testosterone impaired by DanOfOmaha December 7, 2016

Testosterone Deficiency 

A metaphor for identifying as trans ftm. What you tell the straight cis people.

Straight cis person: “if you’re a guy, why does your voice sound so high?”

You: “oh it’s because I was born with a testosterone deficiency.”

Them: “oh okay makes sense.”

Testosterone Deficiency by Yarbahodang September 28, 2021

testosterone park 

A group of small rundown individual cabins once rented for getaway vacations but now housing mostly single men, where there are more trucks, ATVs, and power toys etc. than residents.

After they got a divorce I guess he found a place in Testosterone Park. I often see him outside, beer in hand discussing someone's new power toy or other.

testosterone park by SophieBird July 11, 2009

Testosterone Flashflood 

What happens when two or more males suddenly have an uncontrollable urge to assert their dominance over the other, and innocents are caught in the crossfire.

Adam: Hey, did you hear about what happened yesterday in the workshop? Paul and Logan got into a violent screaming match and almost started a fight!

Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. It was a total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!

Testosterone Flashflood by Jamie Rook January 21, 2012

testosterone jones 

any male who 'comes on' way too hard in any way possible, stuffing their 'essence' down your throat, who simply; is not a very good (or lucky) 'detective'

almost always a young/er male

look out, hold on to your hat here comes testosterone jones!!!

testosterone jones by michael foolsley November 22, 2009