testicular torsion

When a man's testicals become twisted, cutting off the flow of blood to the testicals. Prolonged testicular torsion can result in the death of the testical itself.

"OMFG, this torsion hurts!"
"I need a doctor to fix my testicular torsion"

by hussad October 17, 2004

Testicular Bull

Lying about the length of one's penis.

Guy #1 - "Yup, I'm 11 inches."
Guy #2 - "That is so testicular bull."

by chloeg29 December 14, 2010

testicula

godess of examination and bruised testicales

fuck that test was a pain in the balls, hope testicula will favor me just a bit

by lukalaw January 24, 2011

Testicular torsion

When the spermatic cord connecting your testes to your body is twisted; cutting off blood flow and resulting in excruciating pain, and if left untreated, testicular death.

Jack: “Oh... fuck man it feels like I’m gonna give birth to my ballsack”

Sam: I’d see a doctor bro. You might have a testicular torsion

by Zamperinio February 3, 2018

Testically

Technically but it’s testically speaking

Testically I have a fat cock

by Lamar Scrôdum November 18, 2020

Testiclots

a slang word used in colloquial conversations to allude to ones testicles this is usually done when the individual has a large penis.

Example in conversation "Listen man your boy's gotta calm down on swingin' dem testiclots around."

"Nigga you gonna knock some lut out flicking your dick like that. And for god sakes put your testiclots away."

by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill October 11, 2008

Testicil

A low cost ointment men apply to get rid of testicular odor.

Me and my wife love using lemon-cented Testicil.

by Soappackets June 29, 2011