tennis

Tennis is sport for people who don’t like getting dirty and are most likely wealthy.

Niel Caulter, a tennis player, just smashed his 2018 Mercedes S-Class Cabriolet with his racket!

by NielCaulter$ May 19, 2018

Tennis

The most gay sport in the world, known for moaning and wacking balls, tennis is very popular but also gay.

“Do you want to go play tennis this afternoon?”
“No, that’s gay.”

by TheRealShawnMendes July 4, 2019

Tennis

verb. To tennis something is to hit it with a tennis racket repeatedly

Dude, some guy was hitting on my girlfriend at this bar, so i went out and tennised his truck, then he came out and started talking smack, so i tennised him. Now im in prison

by hoboamp September 19, 2006

tennis

slang for sneakers, athletic shoes (widely used in Baltimore)

#1: I'm going to wear my tennis to the club.

#2 PROPER ATTIRE: NO JEANS, NO TENNIS.

by Simone Johnson December 28, 2005

Tennis

Hit Ball!
If Ball come back, hit Ball again!

I want to play Tennis lol

by Nemonion March 2, 2020

Tennis

A Game often played by middle school boys. where they hold hands and slap each other's hand the winner is the guy who either doesn't say ow or who's hand is the least reddest

Brandon: wanna play tennis?
Ben: Sure!
*slaps one anothers hand*
Ben: ow!!!!
Brandon: Hahaha i won :)

by *...........* :) :) June 24, 2009

tennis

A sport in which wimps hit a ball till someone screws up. Also has the largest lgbt community for a sport

Person "let's play tennis"
2nd person. " I'd rather dig my own grave then play that pussy sport"

by hahaha1256 May 3, 2015