tenido

etym: past participle of the spanish verb tener, 'to have'

1. Owned
2. Own

Usage: Verb, slang. In proper spanish grammar, 'tenido' is meaningless on its own. Therefore, it is treated as an English word for syntax purposes.

1. 'Tenido en la cara!' ('Owned in the face!')
2. 'Tenido!' ('Owned!')
3. 'Spanish tenidos your face.'

by Darklight April 8, 2005

Tennincha

The word to describe someone with a ten inch dick.

Jake, are you a tennincha?

by Tsukes June 14, 2017

Tennis Arm

The unfornutate condition in which one arm is larger and more heavily muscled than the other. Men claim that this is the result of playing a lot of tennis, but generally the real culprit is vigorous masturbation.

Mom: "if Timmy doesn't stop playing so much Tennis he'll wind up with Tennis Arm"
Dad: "...and if he doesn't start putting a sock on it we're going to have to throw away his bed sheets!"

by squiggular November 27, 2021

women's tennis

A huge spectators sports in which girls jump up and down and grunt in skin-tight clothes.

I like watching women's tennis.

by JOHNSON October 19, 2003

Farmyard Tennis

Two people ass to ass, passing an egg back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting egg.

"Hey are you gonna play some farmyard tennis with your wife tonight?"

"No I can still taste the egg from last time."

by MikeRecupido January 8, 2022

tennis chains

Tennis chains are a type of men’s chain that are typically thin, long, and are often filled with diamonds, making them significantly brighter than the average chain or necklace.

Got 'em tennis chains on and they real blingy (bling)

by thegoldendictionary June 8, 2018

Tennis good

v. - exceeding in skill at the sport of Tennis.

Example 1:
Terry: Hey Kevin, would you want to hit the courts tonight?
Kevin: Unfortunately Terry I'll have to pass. I can't tennis good, I cnt reed, and on top of that I have a big report due tomorrow!

Example 2:
Roger Federer can Tennis good.

by darthnozo August 5, 2011