soapy tenner

Far from being the work of any one individual, the phrase Soapy Tenner has existed since the agricultural revolution, when Jethrow Tull - fresh from inventing either the seed drill or the spinning jenny - staggered into a local house of ill repute, and demanded a 'soapy titwank' to wash the filth that clung to his nether regions.

The quick witted whore replied that she'd want a 'soapy tenner' before she let him ream her jubblies with his filthy love-wand, and Tull agreed.

after shooting a sticky load into her hair, he proceeded to knee her in the crotch and run off without paying. The phrase 'Soapy Tenner' came to mean a tenner you're never likely to see.

I bet you a soapy tenner Jethrow Tull didn't invent the spinning jenny, fool.

by Leonard Hatred December 14, 2008

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peg ya for a tenner

when you want to “peg” some one and you need money at the same time so you peg ya for a tenner. However you could use more money like twenty or a fiver , that’s a bit cheap, or even if you’re feeling it £50

last night i pegged her for a tenner and it was GREAT

woah only a tenner

ill peg ya for a tenner

by kennedino February 7, 2019

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Tenderfoot

American slang dating back to the time of the old west. It was used by people who were established in frontier towns to describe someone new, either to the area or the prevailing conditions; someone lacking experience and who was perhaps a little naive. Mildly disparaging but without any real malice it is still used occasionally to describe someone who is just starting out on their chosen career.

Despite having been to university, you’re still a tenderfoot when you start in the workplace.

by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016

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