Telepathetic

When two or more people have the same bad idea at the same time.

Things were looking up for the movement, but then, as often happens, the protestors became telepathetic. Without speaking a word, they simultaneously decided that it would be best to throw themselves off the cliff into the icy waters below. None survived.

by Squibward Bound July 19, 2012

Text Telepathy

When you are in the middle of texting someone and he/she texts you the exact same thing. Can also be used when IM'ing someone.

Scott: Hey, can you believe Germany lost?
Me:Omg, I was about to text you the same thing! Talk about Text Telepathy!

by Live To Text July 9, 2010

telapathetic

When one is beyond comprehension, unreasonable or untruthful for self gratification.

He tells her he loves her, she is his world, plans a future with her, then he rushes to date someone else telling and doing the very same.
One may make reference about him as the Telapathetic or Tell a pathetic loser to fuck off.

by yekoH yekoP January 27, 2014

telepathy

The ability to synchronise the informational processes within one's mind to those of another individual; or conversely, to sychronise the informational processes of another's mind to one's own. This manifests as a form of direct mind-to-mind communication, without any medium of transmission involving energy and matter. See psionics.

Telepathy can only be achieved when an individual has understood the principles of psionics

by Mystikan July 2, 2004

telepathic sex

Long distance sex, usualy done by two people of the opposite sex. Done by picturing the other person at the other end, and masturbating at the same time.

1. "Hi Jeanny, let's do telepathic sex tonight at 11pm."
2. "I did telepathic sex with my boyfriend Bobby last nite, I squirted good."

by Wild Card July 28, 2008

telepathetic

When one is so pathetic, they are on a different plane of patheticism than others

Kenny waiting for 11 years for Miccah to love him is telepathetic.

by Mad Kitsune September 3, 2006

Telepathetic

To communicate a thought to someone and suddenly, the person next to you had the same thought.

Thing 1: Yo that lady looks like a twig!
Thing 2: I was literally about to say that!
Thing 1: Bro we're telepathetic!

by muahahaha143243 January 24, 2014