Teflon Slut

A sexual partner who doesn't get attached.

A sexual partner who just bangs and slips away.

"Dude, you don't need a relationship, you just need to get laid, get yourself a Teflon Slut".

by Skysong April 1, 2017

Teflon suit

A type of material, invisible to the naked human eye, that grants the wearer immunity to all forms of duty and responsibility. Commonly found in bureaucratic fields of work, such as city government, state, and federal positions. Any request for work or assistance made towards the wearer of a teflon suit will instantly bounce off, rebounding to the nearest individual not in possession of a teflon suit.

"Hey, did you ask Gary for that bi-weekly report due today?"

"Yeah, I went to his desk to get it, but somehow I ended up on the other side of the building asking Rick for it."

"Sounds like Gary just got his teflon suit back from the dry cleaners."

by Ricky Marty October 20, 2017

Teflon president

A president who manages to remain popular and continues to get elected, despite scandal surrounding the administration or general dissatisfaction with government in general. Examples include Reagan, Clinton, and Bush II.

Iran-contra? It slides right off the Teflon president.

Monica Lewinsky? Impeachment, maybe, but the polls don't look too bad for this Teflon president.

Plamegate? Wire-tapping? Maybe your average Joe would be affected, but this is a Teflon president.

by A_1_B_2_C_______ October 9, 2006

teflon

A clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later. Usually followed by an eerie sense of achievement and happiness. Large movements can sometimes be referred to as a Double Teflon or a Monster Teflon

Example:
- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?”
- “Dropped a Teflon mate”

by The Spike February 21, 2007

Teflon gravy

Teflon gravy is for all the Teflon gangsters out there . It’s regular gravy but if you’re Teflon , it’s Teflon gravy 🌝

Can you pass the gravy ? I’m Teflon the fuck you talking bout . This is Teflon gravy my nigga.

by Teflon gravy October 18, 2021

Captain Teflon

The workplace comic book villain douche bag who denies accountable for anything and delivers nothing yet still maintains employment.

The shit really hit the fan at work. Everyone was grilled except <insert name> who is Captain Teflon. Nothing ever sticks to him/her.

by naughtykea April 28, 2011

President Teflon Don

(person) - After 2 separate impeachment trial acquittal Donald Trump became the proud owner of this title. Nothing and no one can or ever will stick to Donald Trump, hence the association with Teflon. Accusations simply slide off him like the very loose Stormy Daniels.

You think Donald Trump is scared for his 2nd impeachment?

Nah bra, President Teflon Don dont have a worry in the world yo.

by $lapaho February 14, 2021