Teets

everything.

it can be an interjection of both malice and glee.
Teets, I just got accepted to college!

Oh, she just threw up all over my shoes . . . teets.



by J.Strokes April 21, 2009
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teets

darrick teeter's nickname.

wrestler
football player
the shitttt
teets pinned that kidd so quick.
the teets train of painnn. he superman'd that hoe.
girls: "teets is so sexyyy"
by Darrick Teeter August 24, 2008
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teets

Sam has 8 teets.
Look at the teets on that dog! There are 8 of them!
by Boobs April 11, 2003
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Teets

Check out that dude...he got teets bigger than yo momma.
by To Trill 4 U October 25, 2003
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Teets

1. A.K.A. Blaine Teets
2. Football Player
3. Class of 2003
by Anonymous February 12, 2003
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Weet Teets

Noun, Derog. A nickname intended to create irritation through perpetual, repetitve usage, not unlike Chinese water torture. Applicable to jolly, red sweatshirt-donning Napoleon devotees. Often delivered with a dismissive flick of the hand. Known to incite brutal, uncalled for responses, including, but not limited to, "Dennis, you're just a little boy" or "Rob, you're a hick and you marry your cousins".

Etymology: Weet, derived from \sweet/. Teets not a bodily reference, but rather from the historical "Tito" (see "Tito 3:16", "You can't hide from us, Tito").
"Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets."
by Patton September 22, 2006
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teet yeet

teet yeet: when a female to male transgender or non binary person gets their chest flattened using surgery, more commonly known as “top surgery
person 1:bruh i can’t wait for my teet yeet
person 2: i’m excited for you man!
by elliotsamsun July 04, 2019
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