Teets

everything.

it can be an interjection of both malice and glee.

Teets, I just got accepted to college!

Oh, she just threw up all over my shoes . . . teets.

by J.Strokes April 22, 2009

teets

darrick teeter's nickname.

wrestler
football player
the shitttt

teets pinned that kidd so quick.
the teets train of painnn. he superman'd that hoe.
girls: "teets is so sexyyy"

by Darrick Teeter October 14, 2008

teets

Sam has 8 teets.

Look at the teets on that dog! There are 8 of them!

by Boobs April 11, 2003

Teets

male tits

Check out that dude...he got teets bigger than yo momma.

by To Trill 4 U October 25, 2003

Teets

1. A.K.A. Blaine Teets
2. Football Player
3. Class of 2003

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

Weet Teets

Noun, Derog. A nickname intended to create irritation through perpetual, repetitve usage, not unlike Chinese water torture. Applicable to jolly, red sweatshirt-donning Napoleon devotees. Often delivered with a dismissive flick of the hand. Known to incite brutal, uncalled for responses, including, but not limited to, "Dennis, you're just a little boy" or "Rob, you're a hick and you marry your cousins".

Etymology: Weet, derived from \sweet/. Teets not a bodily reference, but rather from the historical "Tito" (see "Tito 3:16", "You can't hide from us, Tito").

"Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets."

by Patton September 22, 2006

teet yeet

teet yeet: when a female to male transgender or non binary person gets their chest flattened using surgery, more commonly known as “top surgery”

person 1:bruh i can’t wait for my teet yeet
person 2: i’m excited for you man!

by elliotsamsun July 3, 2019