teardrop titties

(n) The perfect shape of an all natural perky female breast, resembling the shape of a teardrop.

Dude I banged that chick from the bar last night. She had those perfect teardrop titties man.

by KillerBootsMan November 16, 2013

The Teardrop

When a man is about to go down on a woman. When he begins to bring his head closer to her vagina, and he then either notices or smells something he doesn't like about it, and then in one smooth "teardrop" motion brings his head right back up and away from her vagina.

"I was about to eat her out and it wasn't smelling too good so i had to evacuate using the teardrop"

by bucsfan2830 February 21, 2010

Teardrops on my guitar

One of Taylor Swifts best songs

Hey do you know what Teardrops on my guitar is?
Ya its the best song ever

by sivvy22lou February 6, 2009

The Devil's Teardrop

A sex act involving anal penetration lubricated with the saliva produced after eating hot cinnamon candies.

It was going surprisingly well for a first date, but when she asked for the Devil's Teardrop I was taken aback; that's third-date stuff.

by The Pix September 14, 2010

Tetard

Similar to motard. A person that is only lightly retarded. A person a tiny bit on the retarded side.

Sometimes Frank has a lazy eye. It gives off the impression that he's a tetard.

by Jackalman December 5, 2007

Green teardrop

Usually empty, an outlined green tear drop tattoo under the eye symbolizes that the wearer has shot, or murdered another individual. The green represents the gang, and having it non-filled means you can easily disguise & fool law enforcement by saying the meaning is of a lost loved one.

I saw someone with a green teardrop tattood on the their face yesterday. What does that mean?

by 9mm925 April 30, 2011

terard

Someone who is such a retard that you feel they don't deserve the power of being called a retard.

Guy 1: *Trips over a coffee table*
Guy 2: Hahahaha!
Innocent bystander: What a terard.

by OhmygizzleIamtheshizzle November 27, 2011