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Tetard

Similar to motard. A person that is only lightly retarded. A person a tiny bit on the retarded side.
Sometimes Frank has a lazy eye. It gives off the impression that he's a tetard.
by Jackalman December 5, 2007
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techtard

1.
A computer illiterate who thinks that they are an expert, but is mistaken.
Usually found prowling IT support forums, spouting hundreds of irrelevant and obvious questions and answers, and usually burying the actual answer under mountains of nonsense posts.
They are also usually found near totally destroyed electronic devices, which had previously had only relatively minor problems.

2.
A computer literate who is an expert in a limited number of fields, but attempts to cover this huge gap in their knowledge. They will usually avoiding questions outside of these fields by unhelpfully suggesting that people move their entire operation to their field of expertise instead.
1.
Q: I have bought a new RAID card, and I am unable to boot due to a problem with the firmware. Does anyone know where to find the new version?
A: Have you tried rebooting?
A: Have turned it off and on again?
A: Reinstall your OS.
A: Attack of the techtards <rolls eyes>. Here's where to get it...
A: Have you tried rebooting?

2.
Q: I have bought a new RAID card, and I am unable to boot due to a driver conflict. Does anyone know where to find the new firmware?
A: Get Linux, it's way more stable than the rubbish you're using.
A: Get Windows, it's way easier than the rubbish you're using.
A: Attack of the techtards <rolls eyes>. Here's here to get it...
A: Get a Mac, it's way prettier than the rubbish you're using.
by Mr Savlon September 8, 2009
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teclar

To chat via internet, in Portuguese (Brazil). The expression neans "to type". You can also see "teclar" in bad spelling: "tc".
Got it? Nice. Now, have fun. X3
"Vamos teclar agora!" (Let's chat now!)
"Ei gostosa, q tc?" (Hey hottie, wanna chat?)
"Teclo c/ vc depois." (Talk to u latta.)
by Aha McCoy November 13, 2005
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Textarrhea

When someone sends incredibly long text messages with little to no meaning. Opposite of textipated.
Mary sent me another ridiculously long text message...I guess she has textarrhea.
by not_a_shoobie March 22, 2010
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TEDtard

1. A synonym for TEDsters, from a third-party observer who may not bear positive feelings towards the aforementioned individuals.

2. A specialized form of noobtard obsessed with TED talks. Said noobs often think more highly of themselves than they really are, based on the fact that they like conferences requiring the social acumen of an Aspie and the attention span of a Twitter addict.

3. An under-confident individual hidden in the comfort of the Ivory Tower of academia desperately craving overexposure and fame via lousy contemporary social media technology, in an attempt to strengthen their fragile yet inflated ego.

4. An Asperger's/Aspie who gathers among other aspies and rejoice about ideas of innovation, entertainment, and design, but truly looks up to the trend-setting conference only because it occasionally showcases actual academic celebrities such as Richard Dawkins and übernerd Bill Gates.

5. People obsessed with a silly, allegedly intellectually-motivated conference that once gave 100,000$ to Bono, a talentless, nose-picking Irish dwarf who nevertheless has more money in tax shelters than the gross domestic income of some third-world countries. The aforementioned individual was also granted a "wish to change the world", which he should have used towards learning how to say the number 4 in Spanish (Bono is famous for his mathematical skills in Spanish: "uno! dos! tres! catorce!").
Look, Sarah Silverman just said the word "retard" in front of TEDtards, and they were offended!

Why attend a whole class on some serious, in depth topic at university, when you can watch an 18-minute spiel about global warming, wireless electricity, and other bullshit!?
by The Goblin King May 7, 2010
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Teatard

A resident of the U.K., England in particular, who is considered dim or ridiculous.
Last night I saw a wasted, high dude running from the cops, screaming slurs and cussing them out in a British accent. Must be a Teatard!
by Geegee Gee January 29, 2014
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Textarded

a) One who is retarded in the ways of modern texting, i.e not knowing the lingo, such as lmfao, lol, idk, etc.

b) One who does not know how to text at all.
Daughter: Idk, Mom, my bff Jill told me on me on the DL and I instantly lmfao.

Mom: *blank stare*

Daughter: You're so textarded, Mom.
by Gotta Luv It November 22, 2009
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