Technoblade

The Second Worst Thing To Happen To Those Orphans

“Technoblade Never Dies” Example Of A Fact Not An Opinion

by anonymous February 1, 2021

Technoblade

A giant pig who kills orphans

John: Hey, what's that giant pig called again?
Jimmy: Technoblade, the orphanage bomber

by i kill orphans March 11, 2021

Technoblade

A legend

Rest on peace,Alex

Did you hear about the man who own all the potatoes?

Yeah it Technoblade,right?

by FineOrange July 2, 2022

Technoblade

Technoblade means a pig that stabs nerds and orphans for money and has extremely hot elbows and is immortal.

"Omg did you hear the orphanag got burned down what monster could do such a thing"person 1
"IT WAS TECHNOBLADE" person 2

by DefdinatleNotTechno January 22, 2021

Technoblade

A fucking legend. Someone who was a comfort for a lot of people, for years. His content is very enjoyable. His upload schedule used to be a subject of memes across his fanbase. Sadly he was diagnosed with cancer around 2021, and almost became an amputee.
He held on for months, but sadly passed away in 2022, not before he got the 10 million subs he always wanted.
So long nerds...

"Did you hear about 'Technoblade'?"
"Yeah man... don't make me cry

by vinc3 July 2, 2022

Technoblade

never dies.

not even close baby, Technoblade NEVER DIES

by EnragedBean March 26, 2021

Technoblade

A god amongst men who has now moved on to conquer god and his land.

Technoblade never dies.

by iq6uyz July 2, 2022